Entertain your staff or party with a quirky, PG comedian. I perform custom stand-up and rap comedy for organizations and non-profits. I'll craft a unique set with bass-thumbing beats and curated jokes written solely for your team. I have 10 years of acting experience and I specialize in immersive, improvised theatre and live action. My credits range from stand-up on live TV, to SXSW trade shows, to murder mystery dinner theatre to Comicpalooza. Get ready for a pun-filled, wise-cracking musical extravaganza!
Price Range: $75 and up
Gig Length: 10 - 60 minutes
What to Expect
STANDARD STAND-UP SET: 15-60 minutes
Let me know how much time I have, and I'll make sure you have a good time.
I'll show up early, we'll confirm entrances/exits, I'll do a mic check, and then I'll do my thing. My "Streams of Confidence" comedy set is a pun-filled, PG account of all of the nerdy, high maintenance moments in my life. I'm not political and I'm not crass. Your guests will laugh, interact and definitely, 100% want to be pirates afterward.
If you're feeling musical, I can also integrate some PG-13 raps into my set. I rap about all sorts of nerdy topics from clumsiness to allergies to coupons.
CUSTOM STAND-UP SET: 15-45 minutes
Enjoy a custom entertainment experience tailored to your unique group. The process takes three weeks to prepare for and requires some work on your end. Together we'll create a one-of-a-kind kick-ass show!
Week One: The Premise
I'll send you a short questionnaire about your event, audience and goals. This gives me the inside scoop on your merry band of misfits. The more tid bits, quirks and memories you share, the more fun your audience will experience.
Week Two: The Set Up
I'll do some research, craft some jokes and create a set. If you request a song, I'll write and record it. While I don't offer revisions, I'll let you know the basic points I'll cover. If you want spoilers, I'll do a preview.
Week Three: The Punch Line
We'll finalize all of the logistics of equipment, entrances/exits etc. During the show, I'll perform custom stand-up designed specifically for your audience. They'll laugh, enjoy fond memories, and participate in an immersive light-hearted roast of honor.
If you request custom music, I'll perform it during the set. After the show, I'll send you a .mp3 to download. You can share it at will, but please don't sell it!
Whether you request a custom or standard set, my services include unlimited email communication and weekly 30-minute phone calls. Dedication and reliability are my top priorities. We'll stay in touch as much or as little as you prefer. I want to ensure that you have the most memorable, exciting, fun, show possible. I'm excited to collaborate with you!
REQUEST A QUOTE
When you request a quote, please let me know the following information...
What is your role for the event? (event planner, birthday girl, etc)
Are you interested in a standard or custom set? And for how long?
Are you interested in music?
What type of venue are you considering (ballroom, backyard, restaurant etc)
Let's get creative!
Alli Blotter aka Alli Marrie is an actor, comedian and content creator in Austin, Texas. She creates custom live performances and digital content for organizations and non-profits. She is best known for her comedic rap persona, Lil Brie Brie, who was a finalist at the 2016 Fantastic Fest Nerd Rap Throwdown. Alli has been featured at the Raptastic Comedy Show, SXSW, We Go Live TV, the Texas Business Women’s State Conference, Comicpalooza, and is currently a player for Keith & Margo’s Murder Mystery Theater.
Alli is dedicated to spreading inspiration and positivity one laugh at a time.
Additional Booking Notes
For comedy, I will need a microphone, amp and at least 6X6 ft performance area.
For comedy and rap, I will need a microphone, amp, at least 6X6 ft performance area and ability to play mp3 music file.
Past Booked Events
|May 22, 2018 • 5:00pm - 9:00pm||Listen to Your Heart Beats|
|December 17, 2017 • 6:00pm - 8:00pm||Keith & Margo's Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre|
|June 10, 2017 • 9:00am - 4:00pm||Texas Business Women Conference|
Influences & Inspiration
Weird Al, Jimmy Fallon, The Lonely Island, Ellen, Missy Elliott, Lady Gaga, Iggy Azalea, Will Smith, Epic Rap Battles of History, Whitney Avalon, Tiye Phoenix, Nitty Scott, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Bon Qui Qui
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