The 40 Best Comedy Acts for hire in San Antonio, TX

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Emcee TaySmitty

5.0 (2)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
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Ashley M. said “We brought on TaySmitty to emcee our event which included about 1,000 participants, festival activities, 4 sports tournaments and a lot of action inside our our beer garden. Tay was the perfect... ”

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Tim Palmer

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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James D. said “Tim was a professional in every way. Before our event he made sure that he understood everything that he could about our group and then he was hilarious! We are already looking forward to planning... ”

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Big Al Gonzales

4.0 (2)

2 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Lasonya C. said “I enjoyed working with Big Al. ”

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Michael V. Suarez

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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Mike Suarez doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to perform for your birthday party at your house. That's not his dream, but he'll do it because the money...

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Daniel Quintero-Clean Comedian

2 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Christian Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $50 and up

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Daniel Quintero is Arriba Dude! Based in San Antonio, TX, Daniel is a clean comedian delivering a joyful mix of wordplay, storytelling, and hopeless romantic...

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Roman Garcia

5.0 (4)

3 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Corporate Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $400-$2000

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Cathy W. said “Roman was great. Worked in a little birthday humor last minute for our CEO. ”

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Victor Mendoza Stand-Up Comedian

5.0 (1)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Michelle said “Victor and his team did an outstanding job. Our small group had the best laughs and they even helped us in a roast ”

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Bobby Smith IV

4.54 (27)

41 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $500 - $5,000 varies

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Ernest B. said “Bobby performed at my 55th birthday celebration. He was very well received. My guests loved him and his energy. I would highly recommend! ”

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Comedian Snipeslife

5.0 (1)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $300 per 15 minutes neg.

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Mary E. said “From the moment he took the stage at the Loony Bin Comedy Club, I was captivated, not only was he refreshingly funny but thought provoking to boot. A true gem, I am a fan for life. ”

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Chandra Murthy Comedy Show

5.0 (7)

4 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $200 and up

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Saritha N. said “Chandra was very funny!!We had a great time. He was kind enough to make a trip from San Antonio to Austin. ”

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Celebrity Emcee

5.0 (2)

6 Verified bookings

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• Poteet, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• 27 miles from San Antonio
• $200 and up

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Marissa D. L. C. said “Kristin was such a delight. Her and her readings were the talk of the party. She was extremely flexible with the time as she was so popular we asked her to extend her stay. Very pleasant, great... ”

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Tammie Bernal

5.0 (2)

4 Verified bookings

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• Boerne, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• 29 miles from San Antonio
• Contact for rates

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Christopher H. said “On time and worked with the crowd. Great interaction with the crowd.exactly what we needed to add character to the birthday dinner. It was definitely was a great evening. ”

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Comedian & Actress Trixie Mitchellson

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $500.00 - $4,000.00

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D. S. said “What happened at Crosseyed died with Crosseyed! ”

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Cleto Rodriguez Comedy

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• San Antonio, TX
• Christian Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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I connect with audiences by relating everyday life experiences. Anything and everything is fair game, from marriage mishaps to the challenges of dieting. My...

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Porfirio Renteria

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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27yrs of comedy experience. Has worked with National Touring comedians and Celebrity comics. Has written for The tonight show with Jay Leno. Loves doing crowd...

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Melanie Williams

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• $500-$5000

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I’m Melanie Williams, a professional emcee based in San Antonio with a background in broadcasting, radio, public speaking, and customer care etiquette. I...

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Roast Ceremony

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• San Antonio, TX
• Roast Master / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Want help writing ROAST JOKES for a friend or lover or boss or company? I've got you. Or did you want to hire me to come and do it for you? Even better! Let...

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Comedian Gina Santi

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Layah M. said “Gina performed at a charity event and was hilarious. Her jokes helped spread cheer to the community. ”

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Laci Thayer's Acting, Comedy, Singing+

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedy Improv Show / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Hello I am Laci! I range from comedy to birthday princesses! I love to make people laugh and tend to do pretty great impressions if I do say so myself. I have a...

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Ryan Shields

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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Ryan Shields is a comic based out of SATX. As a club favorite his charming wit catches the attention of any audience and bridges the gap between different...

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Studd Da Kidd

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
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Studd Da Kidd is a remarkable funny, witty and outspoken young woman who is not just a name, but a story and brand. Studd Da Kidd, born in Austin, Texas, grew...

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SexoTerapia Integral

New member

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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SexoTerapia Integral is a bold, fearless female comedienne who thrives on pushing boundaries, delivering sharp, irreverent humor, and commanding attention...

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Mc Gt

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
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I am a full package entertainer. I emcee Dance tumble do comedy and I am the emcee for the harlem globetrotters. I have emceed and djed in 3 countries and...

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Zachariah "Tourettes" Tippett

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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My name is Zachariah Tippett, most people just call me Tourette's and I have Tourette's Syndrome. I do most my comedy about situations that my Tourette's...

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Ronald Long Jokes

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Hey! My name is Ronald and I'm a clean comedian who can offer your event anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour of laughs! I've been in front of crowds for the last...

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Bernita Ward Worldwide

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $400-$2000

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Don Y. J. said “Bernita Ward did my birthday party and left us laughing so hard our face and stomach was hurting. She is vibrant and full of Joy. She brought her great energy this was my second time booking her.... ”

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Words With Kat

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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I am a comedian, poet, singer, and performer located in San Antonio, Texas. I enjoy hosting events as well as performing. I am passionate about bringing artists...

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Keith Scott The Man With 2 First Name's

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• $200 and up

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Professional / Full Of Energy & Excitement "Explosive" + Great Enthusiasm

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Shenel Rimando Emcee

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Whether you're celebrating a birthday party, wedding, or have a festival, I have years of experience to help make your event memorable. I have emceed multiple...

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Comedy Live Productions

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedy Show / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Bordertown Comedian Alex Reyes has grown to quickly become a favorite for clean comedy all over Texas. His comedy career began in San Antonio where his...

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Will Mosley

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $300+

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Patrick S. said “I worked with Will Mosley on a comedy showcase. He headlined and murdered the crowd! ”

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Jeff Burghart

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for rates

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Captivates the audience within seconds with a signature high-energy blend of celebrity impressions, characters, and sarcastic wit. From comedy clubs to...

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