The 39 Best Comedy Acts for hire in San Antonio, TX

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Tim Palmer

5.0 (1)

2 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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James D. said “Tim was a professional in every way. Before our event he made sure that he understood everything that he could about our group and then he was hilarious! We are already looking forward to planning...”

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Daniel Quintero-Clean Comedian

3 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Christian Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Starts at $50

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Daniel Quintero is Arriba Dude! Based in San Antonio, TX, Daniel is a clean comedian delivering a joyful mix of wordplay, storytelling, and hopeless romantic...

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Comedian Snipeslife

5.0 (1)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $750 per event

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Mary E. said “From the moment he took the stage at the Loony Bin Comedy Club, I was captivated, not only was he refreshingly funny but thought provoking to boot. A true gem, I am a fan for life.”

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Chandra Murthy Comedy Show

5.0 (7)

4 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Starts at $200

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Saritha N. said “Chandra was very funny!!We had a great time. He was kind enough to make a trip from San Antonio to Austin.”

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Victor Mendoza Stand-Up Comedian

5.0 (1)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Michelle said “Victor and his team did an outstanding job. Our small group had the best laughs and they even helped us in a roast”

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Michael V. Suarez

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $100 – $1,600 per event

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Mike Suarez doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to perform for your birthday party at your house. That's not his dream, but he'll do it because the money...

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Big Al Gonzales

4.0 (2)

2 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $200 – $5,000 per event

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Lasonya C. said “I enjoyed working with Big Al.”

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Bobby Smith IV

4.54 (27)

42 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $500 – $5,000 per event

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Ernest B. said “Bobby performed at my 55th birthday celebration. He was very well received. My guests loved him and his energy. I would highly recommend! ”

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Roman Garcia

5.0 (4)

3 Verified bookings

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• San Antonio, TX
• Corporate Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $400 – $2,000 per event

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Cathy W. said “Roman was great. Worked in a little birthday humor last minute for our CEO.”

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Emcee TaySmitty

5.0 (2)

1 Verified booking

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Ashley M. said “We brought on TaySmitty to emcee our event which included about 1,000 participants, festival activities, 4 sports tournaments and a lot of action inside our our beer garden. Tay was the perfect...”

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Celebrity Emcee

5.0 (2)

6 Verified bookings

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• Poteet, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• 27 miles from San Antonio
• Starts at $200

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Marissa D. L. C. said “Kristin was such a delight. Her and her readings were the talk of the party. She was extremely flexible with the time as she was so popular we asked her to extend her stay. Very pleasant, great...”

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Tammie Bernal

5.0 (2)

4 Verified bookings

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• Boerne, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• 29 miles from San Antonio
• Contact for pricing

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Christopher H. said “On time and worked with the crowd. Great interaction with the crowd.exactly what we needed to add character to the birthday dinner. It was definitely was a great evening.”

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Comedy Live Productions

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedy Show / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Bordertown Comedian Alex Reyes has grown to quickly become a favorite for clean comedy all over Texas. His comedy career began in San Antonio where his...

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MisaDoesComedy

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Budding comedian and actor. Looking to hone my skills as a comedian and to entertain!

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Porfirio Renteria

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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27yrs of comedy experience. Has worked with National Touring comedians and Celebrity comics. Has written for The tonight show with Jay Leno. Loves doing crowd...

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Keith Scott The Man With 2 First Name's

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• Starts at $200

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Professional / Full Of Energy & Excitement "Explosive" + Great Enthusiasm

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Erica Powers Emcee Host

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• Starts at $200

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With a background of Event Planning, Real Estate, and Acting, Erica has the experience and wit to control the energy in the room of any casual or professional...

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Words With Kat

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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I am a comedian, poet, singer, and performer located in San Antonio, Texas. I enjoy hosting events as well as performing. I am passionate about bringing artists...

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Bernita Ward Worldwide

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $400 – $2,000 per event

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Don Y. J. said “Bernita Ward did my birthday party and left us laughing so hard our face and stomach was hurting. She is vibrant and full of Joy. She brought her great energy this was my second time booking her....”

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Roast Ceremony

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• San Antonio, TX
• Roast Master / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Want help writing ROAST JOKES for a friend or lover or boss or company? I've got you. Or did you want to hire me to come and do it for you? Even better! Let...

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Zachariah "Tourettes" Tippett

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
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My name is Zachariah Tippett, most people just call me Tourette's and I have Tourette's Syndrome. I do most my comedy about situations that my Tourette's...

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Comedian & Actress Trixie Mitchellson

5.0 (1)

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• $500 – $4,000 per event

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D. S. said “What happened at Crosseyed died with Crosseyed!”

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TSA comedian

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Whether it’s a bachelorette party or a corporate event, a private birthday house party or even a funeral I got you covered. I can perform both clean and...

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Studd Da Kidd

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
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Studd Da Kidd is a remarkable funny, witty and outspoken young woman who is not just a name, but a story and brand. Studd Da Kidd, born in Austin, Texas, grew...

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Shenel Rimando Emcee

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Whether you're celebrating a birthday party, wedding, or have a festival, I have years of experience to help make your event memorable. I have emceed multiple...

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Melanie Williams

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• $500 – $5,000 per event

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I’m Melanie Williams, a professional emcee based in San Antonio with a background in broadcasting, radio, public speaking, and customer care etiquette. I...

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Jeff Burghart

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Captivates the audience within seconds with a signature high-energy blend of celebrity impressions, characters, and sarcastic wit. From comedy clubs to...

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Online Media Personality - ¿Qué Means What?

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
• $400 – $2,000 per event

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Melanie Mendez-Gonzales, founder of ¿Qué Means What?, has developed a social media voice as a leading Latina community blogger. She is also the host of KLRN’s...

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Mc Gt

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• San Antonio, TX
• Emcee / Comedy Acts
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I am a full package entertainer. I emcee Dance tumble do comedy and I am the emcee for the harlem globetrotters. I have emceed and djed in 3 countries and...

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Laci Thayer's Acting, Comedy, Singing+

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• San Antonio, TX
• Comedy Improv Show / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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Hello I am Laci! I range from comedy to birthday princesses! I love to make people laugh and tend to do pretty great impressions if I do say so myself. I have a...

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Cleto Rodriguez Comedy

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• San Antonio, TX
• Christian Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Contact for pricing

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I connect with audiences by relating everyday life experiences. Anything and everything is fair game, from marriage mishaps to the challenges of dieting. My...

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Mary Picarazzi

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• San Antonio, TX
• Stand-Up Comedian / Comedy Acts
• Starts at $200

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Mary Picarazzi is a dynamic comedian whose humor has resonated with audiences from coast to coast. Known for her quick wit and infectious energy, Mary has...

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