Magician Comedian Jason Abbott
- Macomb, MI
- Magician
- 86 Verified Bookings
Latika J. said “He was very entertaining and with a last minute cancellation he came through and we loved it!”
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Testimonials:
I heard Matt say that he grew up in the Hamptons. I asked him if he wanted to go take a look at his childhood home, and he gave me a bewildered look. Then I asked him if he even knew where the Hamptons were. He asked what business it was of mine, and then implied that my mother was a prostitute!
He pistol whipped my kid, took him hostage, and used him as a human shield in a game of laser tag. LASER TAG! My son is nine years old.
Clean act, not a lot of swearing, or sexual content. His material is very subtle, quite dry, but very very funny.
One of the funniest things I heard him say:
"You really do get an alarmed look from the cashier when you purchase over the counter sleep meds and a pack of star stickers at The Dollar Tree. And then you notice how bad that looks and explain that you have terrible sleep problems, and the stickers are there because you're trying to do something cute...but you can tell she doesn't believe you. Instead she just looks at you like you might take part in an Amber Alert. I thought about that and laughed later on when I had a random incapacitated star-covered kid in the back of my van!"
I'd hire him again.
Price Range: Contact for rates
Languages: English
Most of the time, I just ramble things at people. Random people. Mostly, they just nod and smile politely. The other day, I caught myself rambling about the antitrust suit against Standard Oil in 1906. I don't even know how I got there because the guy at Panera just wanted to know what size coffee I wanted.
Recently, I ran down a kid in the parkinglot of a Starbucks while driving a Ford Freestar (the Rolls Royce of mini vans), I yelled YOLO as I fled the scene. While driving off, I said to myself, "Wow, I don't regret that!" This is not the worst thing I've ever done.
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Latika J. said “He was very entertaining and with a last minute cancellation he came through and we loved it!”
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Kyle M. said “Jason did a great job entertaining our group for a corporate event. Was very engaging with the crowd! Would book Jason again”
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