Mary Ellen DePetrillo

When I arrive for your event, consider me your dedicated team member for the evening. Although each show might be a routine for me, I understand that for you, it represents months of meticulous planning and hard work. I’m fully invested in making sure your event is a resounding success.

With over 30 years of experience in event management, I've faced and tackled just about every situation imaginable. From setting up tables and chairs to distributing cake when no server was available, I’m accustomed to rolling with the punches and ensuring everything runs smoothly. My goal is always to enhance your event and make you shine.

Before your event, we’ll have several discussions to ensure I fully understand your vision, expectations, and audience. My pricing reflects the high level of service and professionalism you can expect; you truly get what you pay for.

I typically travel with a personal assistant who handles final payments and sometimes tapes my performances if permitted. While I appreciate the generous offers of food (I’m Italian, after all!), I prefer to eat after my performance to stay focused.

I also like to distribute promotional materials, such as my cards, if that’s acceptable to you. If any adjustments to the showtime are needed, that’s perfectly fine—I do not double-book, so I’m here to make your event a success in whatever way possible.

Thank you for considering me for your event. I’m excited to work with you and ensure that everything goes off without a hitch.

Mary Ellen DePetrillo is a talented comedian renowned for her clean, family-friendly humor that delivers laughs while staying refreshingly wholesome. With her sharp Northeast accent and vibrant Italian roots, she brings a unique blend of bold wit and insightful observations to the stage.

An award-winning speaker as well as a comedian, Mary Ellen has a remarkable gift for storytelling, creating huge laughs with her engaging narratives. She connects with audiences as if she were their sister, friend, mother, or wife—sophisticated yet simple, universal yet intimate. Her style, act, and presence all reflect a clear mark of success and a deep ability to entertain.

To ensure a successful performance at your event where all attendees can fully enjoy and hear the show, I will need the following:

Sound System with Microphone Stand: A quality sound system equipped with a microphone stand is essential for clear audio throughout the venue.

Flat Bar Stool: A flat bar stool, typically used by stand-up comedians, will be needed for my performance.

Designated Performance Area: Please provide a specific location for me to stand where I will not be obstructed by people walking in front of me.

These arrangements will help create an optimal environment for the show and ensure a seamless experience for your audience. Thank you for your attention to these details.