Zakary Haines

Falls Church, VA

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Travels up to 120 miles

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Guest Spot Set 3/25/23

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Clean Set 10 minutes

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Host Battle October 2022

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Try it Out Comedy January 2023

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Overview

Hello,
My name is Zakary Haines and I am a stand-up comedian based out of Virginia. I often perform in Washington, DC, and travel to other cities for shows. I'm ideally looking for these types of spots:
- Stand-up Comedy
- Clean Comedy
- Comedy Gameshows
- MC for events

If you're interested in booking me, please reach out. The longer I have to travel for a show, the more prep time I need so reach out sooner than later.


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Booking information

Price range: Contact for pricing

Languages: English

Gig length: 10 - 20 minutes

What to expect

For audiences, most people say I'm fun to watch and always leave people laughing. I bring a fun, light-hearted energy that people enjoy. Shows are supposed to be fun, so why not act like it?

Clients get nothing but professionalism and the best attitude from me. I work hard and always respect the wishes of clients who book me.

About

Originally from Syracuse, New York, Zakary Haines has been doing stand-up comedy for over a year. During his time, Zak has joined Montenegro Comedy and helps produce Jokes Up In Smoke and co-hosts the open mic "Tight Five" at Tight Five Pub with Randy Staples. He has done shows in Washington DC, New York City, and Baltimore; including The Lou Costello Room. He has performed with Nick Hopping, Cerrome Russell, and Winston Hodges. Zak brings his storytelling skills, observational humor, and quick wit to the stage with a little charm mixed in.

Additional booking notes

Requires sound, stage, lighting, etc. to do comedy shows. I do not have my own equipment.

Setup requirements

PA System

Microphone

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