Vernon "Longhorn" Davis

Hailed as one of the most unique acts in comedy. His act is billed as “The Longhorn Comedy Show,” is just as unique – a hilarious blend of jokes and observations from a “Country Boy’s” point of view. His material ranges from stuff about his kids, current events and past experiences. Longhorn offers a rousing night of entertainment performed with a Texas Flair.

Born Vernon E. Davis, II, in the small town of Heidenhaimer, Texas to a family of “crazy country people”, he quickly learned that the lessons of life are easier to learn if you add just a little humor. There is nothing “off-limits” to Longhorn’s comedic third eye. He takes the events of life as he sees them and then turns them around to show you how it appears to him and why it is funny. Seriously, nothing is sacred, he talks about kids, old people, midgets, past life experiences, current events, politics and whatever else he sees that needs to be humanized. True comedy is life as we all see it but it takes a comedian like Longhorn to turn it around and help you see the humor in it, there is something funny about everything, I do mean everything to include church (one of his favorite topics, his mother was an Evangelist).

Vernon "Longhorn" Davis is one of the most unique comedians that you will ever have grace your stage. He was born and raised in Central Texas and as a military brat travelled and lived all over the country. His comedy comes from his life experiences as a Husband, Father, Grandfather and 4th Generation Veteran (Army). Longhorn has created his own style of humor that he calls “Longhorn Comedy. Longhorn Comedy is a mix of blue collar, urban, mainstream comedy, and with a dash of great positive messaging all rolled into one.

Longhorn has been crisscrossing North America and Europe
(3 tours of Germany entertaining the U.S. Troops) delivering his own brand of “Longhorn Comedy” to in all sorts of venues: from bars, night clubs, and comedy clubs to colleges, military bases, corporate conventions, even churches. Longhorn is funny enough, flexible enough, and diverse enough to meet any and all of your comedy needs. As Longhorn's motto states “Laughter Has No Color”, and because of this philosophy Longhorn Comedy appeals to a very large mass of your clients.

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