Terri's Funny Business

South Jordan, UT

$150-$2000

Travels up to 120 miles

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Overview

Laughter is the best medicine, and the cheapest! As a former Miss Congeniality and bowling trophy wife I may have a shot as the next "Queen of Clean." As a nurse I have an up too close look into people's lives. I entertain, educate, and inspire with my own personal experiences. It's always a positive experience.


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Rachel I.

October 26, 2023
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Loved working with her

Made my wedding very unboring!

Hired as: Wedding Officiant

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Booking information

Price range: $150-$2000

Languages: English

Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes

What to expect

Being a writer first, I can personalize my scripts to meet your audience. Using my experience as a nurse, mother, grandmother, former wife, and general crazy lady, I share my perspective. I aim to first entertain, then educate without even the audience knowing it, and inspire kindness. I was the funniest nurse, worst mom, and chocolate addicted bowling trophy wife. I'm sure that audiences would love to listen in on my experiences and laugh with me.

About

COMEDIAN
I believe that laughter is the best medicine and the cheapest. As a nurse, mother, grandmother, former wife, and general crazy lady, I use my experiences to find the humor in life. I use those experiences to entertain, educate without even knowing it, and inspire. I call it "Motivational-Comedy". I like sharing my gift of making people smile.

WEDDING OFFICIANT
I write an individual script for each ceremony so every wedding ceremony is unique. The ceremony includes personal details about the couple that make the event more meaningful.

Additional booking notes

I carry light so I come just as the comedian. However, being a wedding planner mother of 3 married daughters, I am willing to arrange lighting, staging, and sound for you with 3 estimates.

Set list

Accents
Beards
Chic-Fil-A
Chocolate Covered Calvary Nurse
Cleptomaniac
Ken and Barbie
Not At The Gym Life
Teeth
Texting
VooDoo Dolls
Waxing City
Worst Mom
Worst Wife
Veggies VS Meat Eaters

Influences and inspiration

I grew up in love with Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett. I loved how crazy Phyllis Diller looked. I started writing and performing comedy at a speech competition in high school. In 2015, as a full-time surgery nurse, I had a shoulder surgery. During my recovery I fell in love with Chonda Pierce, "The Queen of Clean". She woke up my dream of becoming a clean comedian. I met Chonda at a show that summer. I started writing again and I set foot inside Wiseguys for my first open. Since that time I've written and performed for family birthday parties, and have been performing at open mic at Calvary Church, Wiseguys, and Improv Broadway.

Setup requirements

I carry light so my charge is just for me. I am willing to get 3 estimates for lighting, staging, and equipment for you to consider as a seperate charge.

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