Si Tew Funny

When you book Si Tew Funny, expect high-energy, relatable comedy with personality, storytelling, crowd connection, and plenty of “I KNOW that’s right!” moments.

My comedy is rooted in real life—from relationships and family to everyday situations and the hilarious things people do that nobody wants to admit. My authentic Baltimore personality gives my performances a unique flavor while still making my comedy relatable to audiences from different backgrounds.

Clients can expect a comedian who is:

* Engaging and comfortable interacting with the audience
* Able to perform for comedy clubs, private parties, birthdays, showcases, fundraisers, and special events
* Professional, punctual, and respectful of the event
* Able to adjust material and energy to fit the audience and occasion
* Comfortable performing a prepared stand-up set or bringing a more interactive experience when appropriate

Whether you need a featured comedian, opening act, or entertainment for a special event, Si brings the energy and works to make the audience feel like they’re part of the show—not just watching it.

Tew Real. Tew Funny. And definitely a good time.

Si Tew Funny is a Baltimore-based stand-up comedian known for my bold personality, relatable storytelling, quick wit, and unapologetically real point of view. With a style that turns everyday life, relationships, family, and those “did that really just happen?” moments into comedy, I brings an energetic and authentic presence to every stage.

A 2X comedy competition winner, I have performed throughout the DMV and beyond, including Baltimore, Washington, D.C., Virginia, Philadelphia, and Delaware. I have also earned opportunities to open for nationally recognized comedians including Bubba Dub and Desi Alexander at the Baltimore Comedy Factory.

Whether performing in a comedy club, private event, birthday celebration, corporate event, fundraiser, or special showcase, I know how to connect with a crowd while bringing my own unmistakable Baltimore flavor.

My brand says it best:

Si Tew Funny — Tew Real. Tew Funny.

Book Si Tew Funny when you want a comedian who brings personality, crowd connection, real-life humor, and an unforgettable energy to the room.

Performance requirements are simple:

* A quality microphone (wireless preferred) with a reliable sound system appropriate for the size of the room
* Adequate lighting so the performer is clearly visible
* A designated performance area or stage with enough space to move comfortably
* Audience seating positioned where guests can clearly see and hear the performance
* For larger venues, a sound check prior to the event is preferred

For comedy performances, minimizing loud music, televisions, or other distractions near the performance area is strongly recommended.

Any additional technical or event-specific needs can be discussed prior to the performance. I am flexible and happy to work with the venue or event planner to create the best possible comedy experience.