French Maid
IN-PERSON: Serving the N.Y. Metro area 35+ years, we send messengers throughout the tri-state, delivering custom-written songs based on info you provide about the recipient. We deliver 24/7. Price ranges between $169 and $249. Please message us for a price quote.
ONLINE VIRTUAL SINGING TELEGRAMS: for nationwide/international deliveries. We record our messenger delivering the song in front of a green-screened backdrop, and send a private YouTube link for $125.
Costumes: gorillas, chickens, pink gorilla, comic Elvis, tux, etc. List available on request.
For an additional fee, we deliver balloons, chocolates, & flowers. We ask for 24 hour's notice and a one-hour delivery time slot.
68 reviews
Gabriela C. G.
July 23, 2026best communication , he was very fast answering
Hired as: Singing Telegram
Donna L.
May 18, 2026Preppygrams wrote and performed a song tailored to the birthday girl and she loved it! Great concept and delivery.
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David L.
September 24, 2025Great communication, on-time and very entertaining! Highly recommended!
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Alexandria S.
September 22, 2025Kerry was wonderful to work with and delivered above and beyond expectations. SUCH a fun surprise for my family!!! We will do this again.
Hired as: Singing Telegram
Theresa M.
August 4, 2025Everything went smoothly and it was well done
Hired as: Singing Telegram
Price range: $175 - $249
Languages: English
Gig length: 7 - 10 minutes
Unions: SAG-AFTRA, Actor's Equity
The recipient will be entertained by a talented messenger in costume, delivering your life in song, that is written entirely based on specific information about them
Every song we deliver is unique in that it is written specifically for the recipient based on collected information about them ( Likes, dislikes, hobbies, collections, funny stories, weird habits, pet peeves, complaints, occupation, nicknames, etc.) For IN-PERSON deliveries, we cover all of Long Island, all five boroughs of New York City, Westchester County, parts of Rockland, Dutchess, and Putnam counties, Fairfield County, CT, as well as North and Central New Jersey. For nationwide and international locations, we offer ONLINE VIRTUAL deliveries.
We have many different costumes from which to choose. We ask for a one hour window/time slot for delivery and guarantee to show up within that time. The entire performance usually lasts approx. 7 - 10 minutes.
All of our messengers are talented actors/singers, who do this in-between auditioning and rehearsing for professional work in their field.
For an additional fee, we can go beyond our normal delivery range into south New Jersey and Philadelphia, PA.
All of our songs are designed to be sung "a cappella", without instrumental accompaniment, and therefore we do not require any instrumentation.
Tuesday
Birthday Party
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Greenwich, CT
Friday
Graduation
2:30pm - 2:45pm
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Bronxville, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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Brooklyn, NY
Tuesday
Personal Occasion
11:00am - 11:15am
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Paramus, NJ
Thursday
Birthday Party
2:00pm - 2:15pm
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Astoria, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Islandia, NY
Friday
Surprise
12:30pm - 12:45pm
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New York City, NY
Tuesday
Anniversary Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Boonton, NJ
Saturday
House Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Southampton, NY
Saturday
Anniversary Party
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Rockville Centre, NY
Thursday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Brooklyn, NY
Wednesday
Corporate Event
1:00pm - 1:15pm
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Jericho, NY
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Williston Park, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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New York City, NY
Tuesday
Surprise
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Merrick, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Centereach, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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New York City, NY
Monday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Midland Park, NJ
Tuesday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Clifton, NJ
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Huntington, NY
Sunday
Surprise
11:00am - 11:15am
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Bay Shore, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Commack, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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New York City, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Levittown, NY
Thursday
Anniversary Party
3:00pm - 3:30pm
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Stamford, CT
Tuesday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Jericho, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Scarsdale, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
3:00pm - 3:15pm
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New York City, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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Bloomfield, NJ
Saturday
Bachelorette Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
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New York City, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Ridge, NY
Thursday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Bohemia, NY
Sunday
Surprise
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Bronx, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Blauvelt, NY
Thursday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Centereach, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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Lawrence, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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New York City, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Great Neck, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 9:00pm
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Norwalk, CT
Thursday
Birthday Party
3:00pm - 3:15pm
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Holtsville, NY
Sunday
Birthday Party
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Westbury, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Huntington Station, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:30pm
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New Hyde Park, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Brooklyn, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
2:00pm - 2:15pm
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Bethpage, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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Westhampton Beach, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Long Beach, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Mahwah, NJ
Friday
Birthday Party
10:30am - 10:45am
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Huntington, NY
Wednesday
Surprise
11:00am - 11:15am
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Springfield, MA
Monday
Birthday Party
5:30pm - 5:45pm
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Bay Shore, NY
Sunday
Birthday Party
5:00pm - 5:15pm
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Orange, CT
Monday
Christmas Party
5:00pm - 5:30pm
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Cranford, NJ
Friday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
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Levittown, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Amityville, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
2:00pm - 2:15pm
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Eastport, NY
Monday
Surprise
1:30pm - 1:45pm
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Amityville, NY
Friday
House Party
10:00pm - 10:15pm
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Bellmore, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
5:30pm - 5:45pm
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Bethpage, NY
Sunday
Birthday Party
10:00am - 10:15am
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Shoreham, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Lake Grove, NY
Friday
Teen Birthday Party
2:00pm - 2:15pm
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Lido Beach, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Leonia, NJ
Saturday
Graduation
5:00pm - 5:15pm
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North Babylon, NY
Sunday
Personal Occasion
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Glastonbury, CT
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Mullica Hill, NJ
Monday
Personal Occasion
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Plainview, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Lido Beach, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Ellington, CT
Wednesday
Birthday Party
3:30pm - 4:15pm
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Bethpage, NY
Sunday
Personal Occasion
12:30pm - 12:45pm
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Seaford, NY
Friday
Children’s Birthday Party
6:30pm - 6:45pm
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Waterbury, CT
Monday
Birthday Party
3:30pm - 3:45pm
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Long Island, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Wethersfield, CT
Saturday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Port Jefferson, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 9:00pm
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Rockville Centre, NY
Sunday
Teen Birthday Party
11:00am - 11:15am
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Hebron, CT
Monday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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Long Beach, NY
Tuesday
Birthday Party
8:00am - 8:15am
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Northport, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
5:30pm - 5:45pm
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New York City, NY
Sunday
Birthday Party
1:00pm - 1:15pm
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Bronxville, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Valley Stream, NY
Saturday
Anniversary Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Stamford, CT
Thursday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:15pm
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Stamford, CT
Sunday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:30pm
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Glen Head, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
10:00am - 10:15am
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Greenwich, CT
Wednesday
Teen Birthday Party
8:00am - 8:15am
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New Hyde Park, NY
Sunday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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New Haven, CT
Sunday
Birthday Party
12:30pm - 1:00pm
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Wantagh, NY
Monday
Birthday Party
1:00pm - 1:15pm
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Farmingville, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Roxbury, CT
Wednesday
Teen Birthday Party
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Kings Park, NY
Friday
Cocktail Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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Sea Cliff, NY
Tuesday
Birthday Party
3:00pm - 3:15pm
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New York City, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
3:30pm - 4:00pm
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Scarsdale, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:15pm
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Whitestone, NY
Saturday
Retirement Party
5:00pm - 5:15pm
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Amityville, NY
Thursday
Surprise
1:00pm - 1:15pm
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New York City, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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Water Mill, NY
Wednesday
Birthday Party
7:30pm - 7:45pm
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Island Park, NY
Tuesday
Birthday Party
3:30pm - 3:45pm
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Hampton Bays, NY
Thursday
Birthday Party
10:00am - 10:15am
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West Islip, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 8:45pm
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Larchmont, NY
Friday
Personal Occasion
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Massapequa, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
5:30pm - 5:45pm
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Farmingdale, NY
Sunday
Dinner Party
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Middle Island, NY
Friday
Personal Occasion
5:00pm - 5:15pm
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Oakdale, NY
Tuesday
Birthday (Adult)
8:00pm - 8:15pm
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Seaford, NY
Saturday
Birthday (Adult)
7:00pm - 7:15pm
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Brooklyn, NY
Saturday
Birthday (Adult)
6:00pm - 6:15pm
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Hicksville, NY
Sunday
Birthday (Adult)
4:00pm - 4:15pm
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Hauppauge, NY
Wednesday
Birthday (Adult)
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Southport, CT
Sunday
Birthday (Adult)
1:30pm - 1:45pm
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New York City, NY
Sunday
Birthday (Adult)
5:00pm - 5:15pm
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West Nyack, NY
Sunday
Baby Shower
4:00pm - 4:30pm
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Massapequa, NY
Wednesday
Birthday (Adult)
10:00am - 3:30pm
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Patchogue, NY
Sunday
Birthday (Adult)
12:30pm - 12:45pm
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Centereach, NY
Tuesday
Birthday (Adult)
1:30pm - 2:15pm
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Garden City, NY
Friday
Bachelorette Party
7:30pm - 11:30pm
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East Hampton, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
5:00pm - 8:30pm
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Oceanside, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 7:00pm
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New Hyde Park, NY
Saturday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 3:00am (Sun)
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Thornwood, NY
Friday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 10:30pm
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Norwalk, CT
Saturday
Birthday Party
4:00pm - 8:00pm
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Long Island, NY
The nature of the service does not require a set list
This service is based on singing telegrams of old, when Western Union used to provide the service. We have updated the service by adding costumes and providing a customized song, specifically geared to the recipient.
none needed
Singing Telegram