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Phil Johnson
- Milpitas, CA
- Stand-Up Comedian
- Travels up to 200 miles
- $300 and up.
Overview
Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It's a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy.
On stage, Phil's playful humor and likeable, endearing manner allow him to shake things up without antagonizing the audience. In the end we can only be who we are, try to understand others, and hope they understand us.
10 Reviews

Phil was awesome and funny. He was a hit at our virtual event!
Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thanks Mary! So nice working with you on this. :)

Our audience at the JS Productions Next Level Concert starring Jerald Stroughter really enjoyed Phil Johnson. People said they liked the way he performs, his jokes and his singing and guitar playing.
Comedian, Emcee, Guitarist, Stand-Up Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thank you, Amalia! Super fun evening all the way around! Thanks for letting me a part of it. :)

Phil did an awesome job at our fundraiser event. Also gave very detailed custom-specific content based on researching our industry! The engineering geeks loved it!
Musical Comedy Act
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it. :) Fun crowd you had there!

Would totally recommend, our guests really enjoyed his show!
Comedian, Comedy Show
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thank you, Jorden! So glad to hear it. :)

Phil came to do a set for my husband’s surprise birthday party, and was a big hit. I was certainly looking forward to it, but was prepared for awkwardness with our mix of techie and foreigner friends and family, but they all loved it. People are still coming up to me, telling me how much they enjoyed it.
I especially loved how he was able to come up with topics that hit all the points I could think of about my husband! It was really our own personal show!
Very cool guy, highly recommend.
Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
So glad to hear it! Thanks, Jennifer. :) Your friends and family are great folks!

Fun and full of variety. Engaging and quick witted. Would recommend
Comedy Show
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thanks Araceli! You and your friends were all great. :)

Phil was great on time very professional. I want to have a party just have him again
Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thanks Tony! I was honored to help you and your wife celebrate your birthdays. :)

Very funny, on time. Everyone enjoyed the show.
Comedian

Loved Phil. Very funny. Very professional. Can read the crowd very well. Thanks Phil
Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thanks Emily! Your friends were a great audience. :)

Phil Johnson great entertainer. Very funny! His topic of jokes were hilarious! Every were all eyes on him and laughing the whole time.
Comedian, Guitarist, Stand-Up Comedian
Response from Phil Johnson:
Thank you Cathy! So glad you guys all had a good time. :)
Booking Info
Price Range: $300 and up.
Gig Length: 15 - 90 minutes
Languages: English
Website: Visit website
Phone Number: Call
What to Expect
You can expect an experienced performer who's easy to work with, punctual, and professional. I'm happy to write some custom material for your event to augment my regular material.
I can give you a clean show or get a little naughty if that's what you need. A lot of my material is about being someone a little out of the ordinary and being misunderstood in a variety of ways. So it's relatable to anyone who's ever felt out of the place. (That's most people.)
I'm also very comfortable doing hosting, announcement, or auctioneering duties. And happy to jump in wherever I can help to make your event better.
Need a multi-comedian show? I know every good comic in the area and will be happy to put together a whole show for you.
Here's a little of what others have said about me:
"Phil Johnson is a PRO who rips the crowd in any spot on the line-up! His act keeps the audience energized and he has become a crowd favorite at The Comedy Palace, we always look forward to having him back." Zach Miller, The Comedy Palace
Phil Johnson brings it to every performance! If you book Phil you can count on him to promote his appearance. He will understand the room and your needs and exceed your expectations. Phil shows up on time and is prepared. He works clean and smart. He is easy going and when he’s on the slate there is one less thing to worry about. Phil is an experienced performer who connects with his audience. He has solid material and is able to think on his feet. If you book Phil, you can rest assured your audience will laugh and they will applaud.
Rhonda Lucile Hicks, Producer and Comedy Talent Buyer, Red Dragonfly Productions
About
Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It's a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy.
"I've always been the guy who isn't quite what people expect," says Phil. Using that experience, Phil pokes holes in the medical marijuana argument, discusses being a white guy at a hip hop show (and the innocent gestures that can get him in trouble), and reveals why Hawaii isn't the paradise we think it is.
From Shakespearean bees to redneck vampires to anthropomorphic cell phones with weight issues, Phil Johnson fills the stage with quirky characters that combine social satire with absurdist flights of fancy. Then the guitar comes out and kicks the show into an even higher gear with songs about the bright future (and dark past) of babies and what he would do if he woke up one morning as an actual woman.
On stage, Phil's playful humor and likeable, endearing manner allow him to shake things up without antagonizing the audience. In the end we can only be who we are, try to understand others, and hope they understand us.
Additional Booking Notes
My general requirements are a basic sound system including mic, mic stand, and a direct input for my guitar if that's going to be part of the show.
I can also supply a sound system with all of the above if needed.
Past Booked Events
March 05, 2022 • 8:00pm - 8:30pm | Concert |
January 28, 2021 • 6:00pm - 7:00pm | Nonprofit Event |
December 17, 2020 • 12:00pm - 12:30pm | Corporate Event |
May 01, 2020 • 6:00pm - 6:45pm | Virtual Event |
November 16, 2019 • 6:30pm - 7:30pm | Corporate Event |
April 07, 2019 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Birthday Party |
February 09, 2019 • 8:00pm - 8:45pm | Birthday Party |
November 21, 2018 • 12:30pm - 4:30pm | Product Promotion |
March 17, 2018 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm | Birthday Party |
July 29, 2017 • 8:30pm - 10:00pm | Birthday (Adult) |
October 29, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Laugh In Comedy Club - Fort Myers, FL |
October 28, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Laugh In Comedy Club - Fort Myers, FL |
October 27, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Laugh In Comedy Club - Fort Myers, FL |
September 10, 2016 • 5:00pm - 6:30pm | House Party |
August 14, 2016 • 6:30pm - 7:15pm | Birthday (Adult) |
August 13, 2016 • 7:00pm - 9:00pm | Sports Basement - San Francisco, CA |
August 02, 2016 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Vintage Wine Lounge - Turlock, CA |
July 23, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Snickerz Comedy Club - Fort Wayne, IN |
July 22, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Snickerz Comedy Club - Fort Wayne, IN |
July 02, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Bakersfield, CA TBA |
June 25, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Windmill Ridge Winery - Tracy, CA |
June 15, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Russell City Bar and Grill - Hayward, CA |
June 09, 2016 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Comedy Duplex - Los Angeles, CA |
June 08, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Ice House Comedy Club - Pasadena, CA |
June 04, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Loonees Comedy Club - Colorado Springs, CO |
June 03, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Loonees Comedy Club - Colorado Springs, CO |
June 02, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Loonees Comedy Club - Colorado Springs, CO |
May 28, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Comedy Palace - San Diego, CA |
May 27, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Comedy Palace - San Diego, CA |
May 21, 2016 • 9:30pm - 11:00pm | Spice Monkey - Oakland, CA |
May 19, 2016 • 7:30pm - 9:00pm | Gold Country Casino - Oroville, CA |
May 17, 2016 • 8:30pm - 10:00pm | The Layover - Oakland, CA |
May 13, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Redwood Cafe - Cotati, CA |
May 07, 2016 • 8:30pm - 10:00pm | It's Your Move - Oakland, CA |
May 06, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Spice Monkey - Oakland, CA |
May 05, 2016 • 8:30pm - 10:00pm | Blue Lagoon - Santa Cruz, CA |
April 30, 2016 • 6:30pm - 7:15pm | Birthday (Adult) |
April 29, 2016 • 8:00pm - 10:00pm | Spice Monkey - Oakland, CA |
March 19, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Penguins Comedy Club, Cedar Rapids, IA |
March 18, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Penguins Comedy Club, Cedar Rapids, IA |
March 16, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Diamon Jo Casino, Dubuque, IA |
March 12, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Hey Guys Comedy Club, Fairview Heights, IL |
March 11, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Hey Guys Comedy Club, Fairview Heights, IL |
March 10, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Hey Guys Comedy Club, Fairview Heights, IL |
January 16, 2016 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Arena Theater, Point Arena, CA |
November 28, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | The Englander, San Leandro, CA |
November 21, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Sherman Bowling Center, Muskegon, MI |
November 20, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Zanies Comedy Club, Rosemont, IL |
November 19, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Zanies Comedy Club, Rosemont, IL |
November 18, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Zanies Comedy Club, Rosemont, IL |
November 14, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Goonie's Comedy Club, Rochester, MN |
November 13, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Goonie's Comedy Club, Rochester, MN |
October 30, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Washington Inn, Oakland, CA |
October 28, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Freddie J's, San Jose, CA |
October 23, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Aftershock, Klamath Falls, OR |
October 22, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Winners Casino, Winnemucca, NV |
October 18, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Crow's Nest, Santa Cruz, CA |
October 10, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Santa Cruz Comedy Festival, Santa Cruz, CA |
September 24, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | World Series of Comedy, Las Vegas, NV |
September 19, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Grenada Theater, Morgan Hill, CA |
September 16, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | The Improv, San Jose, CA |
September 12, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Pappy's, Berkeley, CA |
September 05, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Shelton Theater, San Francisco, CA |
September 04, 2015 • 7:00pm - 8:00pm | Variety Theater, San Francisco, CA |
Influences & Inspiration
Robin Williams, Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Behrendt, Ralphie May, Prince, Aerosmith, Walt Disney.
Setup Requirements
Mic Stand
Small table or stool to set a drink on
Social