Neal Rosen - Standup Comedian (clean)

I'm Neal Rosen, and I'm a stand-up comic that specializes in corporate and private events. My jokes and stories are based on my corporate career in engineering, technology, management, and sales, as well as my long-lasting marriage, my kids, and other aspects of my life. I'm originally from New York but started doing stand-up in the late ‘90s in Houston and was regularly featured at Houston’s Laff Stop, which at the time was nationally known as one of the top comedy clubs in the nation. I was a finalist in Houston’s Funniest Person Contest. My comedy is clean and really resonates with a business/corporate audience. I will gladly meet with the event organizers or other stakeholders beforehand so I can cater my performance and material to the event and audience as much as possible.

Serious bio (see comedic bio below!): Neal Rosen is a stand-up comic with jokes and stories based on his corporate career in engineering, technology, management, and sales, as well as his long-lasting marriage, his kids, and other aspects of his life. He is originally from New York but started doing stand-up in the late ‘90s in Houston and was regularly featured at Houston’s Laff Stop, which at the time was nationally known as one of the top comedy clubs in the nation. Neal was a finalist in Houston’s Funniest Person Contest. Neal’s comedy is clean, hilarious, and really resonates with a business/corporate audience, as well as any adult audience that appreciates clean, clever observational comedy. Neal gladly meets with event organizers before each event so he can cater his performance and material to the specific event and audience as much as possible.

Recent performances:
- Annual sales kickoff meeting for a consulting company (200 people in a hotel ballroom)
- An hour-long set on a clean comedy show at a comedy club (125 people)
- Employee appreciation event for a company over a Zoom meeting (100 people on the Zoom)
- An 80-year-old’s birthday party (50 people in Assisted Living center)

Comedic bio: "Neal Rosen was born in Suffern, New York. Despite growing up in a town spelled with the word “suffer” and his first initial, Neal had a fine childhood and went to college in Troy, New York, a town once called “the armpit of America”. Neal graduated with an engineering degree and decided to stop his run of living in non-descript places nobody knows about by accepting a job in the great state of Delaware! Yes, Delaware, which is of course famously known for, uh, you know…uh…oh yeah…low corporate taxes! Neal’s job moved him to Houston, and he met a girl at a softball game. When she ran out onto the field to play shortstop, Neal sprinted out onto the field and violently shoved other guys out of the way so he could play third base. Neal is still married to said girl, has three sons, three dogs, and many car payments. At age fifty Neal was crowned the 5th funniest person in Houston. Back when he was twenty-eight, he was 7th funniest. So, watch out for when he’s ninety! Neal’s comedy is based on stuff and things and topics. He performs said comedy all the time, and sometimes someone violently shoves a mic into his hands so other people can hear it."