- Birmingham, AL
- Corporate Comedian
- Negotiable
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Mike Pantzer
Overview
Who is Mike Pantzer?
After starting his career in Texas, comedian Mike Pantzer relocated to Florida to pursue his calling of being “a glorious mess.” He’s honed his loserhood through 40 years of failing, including failing as an actor, soldier, country singer, marketing executive, triathlete, lover, humanitarian, and usually as a person. Luckily, all of that losing makes for a great comic.
Mike tells real life stories that are so twisted you won’t believe they’re true, and trust us, he wishes they weren’t, but every one of them is real. Maybe it’s put best by Mike’s loving father: “Frankly, I’m surprised he’s not homeless.”
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Price range: $200-$1500 size/scope/travel dependent
Languages: English
Gig length: 15 - 120 minutes
What to expect
Playful Adult Humor - Rated R for language and content
About
Who is Mike Pantzer?
Yeah, who the hell is he? I mean, me. This quivering pile of man-flesh named Mike. Who am I?
I’m a loser, that’s who I am. Proud and loud. The only thing I don’t lose is weight. Jobs? Credit cards? Self-respect? All lost. But my dude-gut will always be here, like a chubby white koala clinging all flabby to my neck, bouncing happily along there with me, every day of my life.
Ah, the Loser. That’s me.
And the logical thing for a loser to do? Become a comedian. That’s like doubling down on loserdom. Can’t keep a regular job? Go into a job that doesn’t pay!
So welcome to my world. Welcome to loserville. It’s really not that bad. At least there are laughs in this section of the dungeon.
Services offered
Past booked events
August 2017
10
Thursday
Pueblo CO - SarethFest Music & Comedy Festival
12:00pm - 12:00pm
03
Thursday
Santa Ana Pueblo NM - Santa Ana Star Casino
7:00pm - 10:00pm
02
Wednesday
Mescalero NM - Inn of the Mountain Gods Casino
7:35pm - 9:00pm
June 2017
30
Friday
Homosassa FL - Bonkerz @ High Octane
7:30pm - 9:00pm
14
Wednesday
Gainesville FL - Rockey's
8:00pm - 9:30pm
May 2017
19
Friday
Tallahassee FL - Bird's
9:00pm - 11:00pm
Setup requirements
PA and microphone. Please consider room size and attendance
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