Marcos is a stand-up comedian who loves to entertain any and all crowds. With great versatility, he is able to entertain everyone from churches and youth groups to rowdy crowds at seedy bars who were not expecting to see a comic before listening to their favorite punk rock band or rapper. And yes, he works traditional stand-up comedy shows as well. Not only is Marcos funny in English, he can deliver in Spanish as well.
1 review
Jonelle S.
March 22, 2026Marcos brought in a great lineup. They were very low maintenance, and professional. The show was funny, and had a great flow. Marcos himself was hilarious. He engaged with the crowd a d was quick witted.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Marcos
Thank you so much for the kind words. We all had a great time and you guys treated us like rock stars. The wings were incredibly good!
Price range: Contact for pricing
Languages: English, Spanish
Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes
Marcos will entertain your audience of any size, age, and/or background for up to an hour with humorous stories, observations, and quick to the punch one-liners.
Marcos is a former kindergarten teacher turned comedian. He looks like a caveman but sounds like an NPR reporter with a caffeine IV.
All I need is for the audience to be able to see me, all televisions to be turned off, all cell phones turned off, anything else that makes noise to be turned off, a microphone, and some sort of amplification, such as PA or speaker.
Saturday
Restaurant/Bar Event
7:00pm - 9:00pm
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Johnson Creek, WI
Saturday
Easter Party
8:00pm - 9:30pm
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Ridgeway, WI
Marcos's favorite stories to tell deal with:
Teaching kindergarten
Living in a family that resembles the Care Bears
Getting kicked out of the UK during his honeymoon
Why his wife could never be a Green Lantern but might be Storm
Joan Rivers
Damon Williams
The Justice League of America
microphone, speaker, glass of water
Stand-Up Comedian
