- San Francisco, CA
- Comedian
- Contact for pricing
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Mandy Haltom, PhD
Stories about my dad, husband, and moving from Texas to California
Headlining in Spreckels
Comedy Reel
Overview
I perform stand up comedy at shows and venues across Northern California. My style is dry, understated, relatively clean, and intelligent. My material is based on everyday experiences, relationships, my background in cancer research, and my experience as a cancer survivor. I’m available for private events and shows that want a polished, relatable performance with a unique point of view. I typically avoid extremely controversial topics (ie politics), sexual material, and material about illegal drugs.
Reviews
1 review
Eric G.
November 26, 2025A funny comedian and true professional.
I booked Mandy to headline my show and she absolutely delivered. Her set was polished, relatable and enjoyed by everyone in the room.
What really stood out was how many people approached me after the show specifically to rave about her. One woman grabbed me and said, "Oh my God, I really liked her, she made me snort out loud! Promise me you'll tell her that!" (I did.)
Mandy performed for over 10+ minutes and she crushed it. She did great crowd work, kept the energy positive, and elevated what was already a strong show.
Beyond her talent, Mandy is a true professional. She always arrives early, introduces herself to other comics, and treats every show—whether she's headlining or just doing a spot—with the same level of respect and preparation.
On a personal note, she once helped me when I froze up during my first showcase by getting the audience to clap and snap me out of it so I could finish strong. She's genuinely kind, and I've never heard anyone say a bad word about her.
If you're looking for a comedian who's funny, professional, and will make your audience leave happy, book Mandy Haltom. I would absolutely book Mandy again!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Booking information
Price range: Contact for pricing
Languages: English
Gig length: 5 - 30 minutes
What to expect
Audiences can expect a polished, personable, performance with a calm, dry delivery and sharp, thoughtful, relatively clean material. My comedy often contrasts my young, innocent appearance and Texas background with more direct, sometimes dark observations about everyday life, relationships, and work. The tone is intelligent, understated, and highly relatable. Clients can expect a professional, reliable performer who brings both approachability and a unique point of view to the stage.
About
Mandy Haltom, PhD is a Bay Area comedian, former cancer scientist, and current cancer survivor. An innocent girl from Texas who has a dark sense of humor, she performs across Northern California, recently guest headlined in Salinas, and appears in the MasterClass series Science for a Longer, Better Life with Dr. Peter Attia.
Additional booking notes
I just need a simple PA system. If there isn't one at the venue, let me know and I will bring my own.
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