Lindsay Glazer is a stand-up comedian, host, emcee, and motivational speaker. Her background as a lawyer for thirteen years, as well as a Master's in Criminology and English provide a unique world-view and side-splitting humor. She is able to travel and work at comedy clubs as well as corporate events. She can work completely clean at a children's event or a corporate gig but has no problem connecting with comedy club audiences as well. Her rates are reasonable and she is extremely professional.
4 reviews
Nicolle F.
January 3, 2018Would give 10 stars if I could, but this site only let's you give 5!!! Lindsay is absolutely hilarious!!! I have seen her perform many times at many venues from Miami to Atlanta and in between. She always has the crowd roaring, cheering, laugjong, and applauding! She has a witty sense about her and her routine appeals to large audiences. Hire Lindsay...oh, and bring tissues because you'll be laughing so hard that you'll have tears streaming down your face from her funniness!
Hired as: Comedian
Lindsay Glazer Comedy
Thanks Nicolle! I have done lots of work for Nicolle-corporate events, charity balls and regular ole' comedy shows. She is always a pleasure to work with.
Cecile B.
December 28, 2017If you want stand-up comedy style entertainment for your event, hire Lindsay.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Lindsay Glazer Comedy
Thank you Cecile and Thank you for having me.
Tina V.
June 4, 2017Lindsay was awesome! Super professional and extraordinarily funny!!! Thanks for helping us out on a great event!
Hired as: Comedian
Lindsay Glazer Comedy
Thank you so much Tina! And congratulations again. It was great and easy to work with such a beautiful and fun person. Beautiful event and beautiful people.
Ronaldo G.
February 16, 2017Saw her in Ft. Myers and she left everyone wanting more!!! Unique might not be enough to encapsulate her performance!!! 💙😂🤣😅
Hired as: Comedian
Price range: Contact for rates
Languages: English, Spanish
Gig length: 10 - 80 minutes
If you hire Lindsay you can expect everyone to have a good time. Her brand of humor spans corporate conferences, comedy clubs and children's birthday parties. Lindsay is witty, biting and funny. She is punctual, professional and a quick study. Working with her will be easy. She does country clubs, professional events, motivational speaking, and comedy clubs.
I take it you want to learn a little more about me so here goes: I believe with all my heart that adult birthday parties should be outlawed, stupid people should be quarantined, and there is an inverse correlation between how recently I asked my toddler if she needs “to go pee-pee” and how far a toilet is from our location on the highway.
Still reading? Thanks! Here’s a little more: I’m from a blue-collar town in the Midwest, got my law degree from the ethical melting pot that is New Orleans, and practiced criminal defense law in the liberal-elitist hellhole paradise that is South Florida. I’ve traveled to 80+ countries and spent copious amounts of time around people from every race, creed, culture, and orientation out there.
Why do I share this with you? Simple: No one is safe around me when
I’m on stage. I will target your people, whomever they might be, and
take you down, comically speaking. I call it “Equal Opportunity Comedy.” You’re welcome!
My act requires a working microphone and a spotlight for larger venues.
Thursday
Corporate Event
1:00pm - 1:45pm
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Miami, FL
Saturday
Baby Shower
12:30pm - 1:15pm
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Miami, FL
Friday
Just the Funny
10:00pm - 12:00pm (Sat)
For clean sets both Don Friesen and Jason Love have been a tremendous influence. For more traditional comedy club sets Patton Oswald, John Diresta, Joe Yannety, and Moshe Kasher have influenced my comedy. For urban clubs Chris Rock has been a tremendous influence.
Working Microphone, and a spotlight for larger venues
Stand-Up Comedian
