There's a lot of events out there, sure, but how many feature a real life Jesus, or at least a real life white American comedian person pretending to be Jesus?
As promised in God's biography, the bible, Jesus has come back to earth, but instead of bringing revelations and horsemans, he's bringing satirical jokes, silly songs, and fun vibes to gather the good people in festive fellowship.
Comedian, John E Gray, puts on a wig and robe to impersonate a grown up baby Jesus. His impression will represent the typical Jesus characteristics of light and love, all while well roasting society and religion and all the kooky aspects of holidays that deserve proper ridicule.
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For almost any event where people aren't taking religion all that seriously, Jesus will enhance it. Whether doing a stand up comedy set, leading some silly songs, emceeing, or embracing the novelty of the "son of God" doing some party clean up, Jesus is here to help your event stand out as special.
Jesus is played by John E Gray, known on the Youtube as Professor Gray Balls.
He's a life long explorer of the comedic arts, traversing the realms of stand up, sketch, improv, and silly song making. Finding great joy in getting people giggling and participating. Embracing the ways the audience can get involved.
This southern born boy began his comedic career at birth with the irony of those who love and support him most cutting off part of his penis cause they didn't think he'd be able to learn to clean a foreskin. This no doubt has influenced his desire to satirically make fun of this existence in all its glorious hypocrisy, especially himself. Case in point, admiring the principals Jesus's teachings while disregarding them to charge people money to pretend to be Jesus.
Aside from being a hypocrite, he loves guiding and participating in ecstatic and improvised contact dance, practicing permaculture, making and tasting tasty foods, and in the not too distant future, becoming a father.
Depending on when you're reading this maybe that future is now.
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