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J Porter Comedy
Overview
J Porter Comedy’s style can be summed up as high-energy, absurd observational humor with a big dollop of goofy nerd energy .
Key elements of his comedic voice:
1. Absurd premises & silly voices
He loves taking everyday situations (traffic, getting older, parenting, fast food) and immediately escalating them into ridiculous, cartoonish territory. He’ll drop into over-the-top characters or impressions mid-joke
2. Clean-ish but cheeky
His material is generally club-friendly and Dry Bar–audition safe
Overall tone: Big, earnest, silly fun
Reviews
3 reviews
Dan M.
March 30, 2026He Owns The Stage
Joey is a big presence who brings a powerhouse of laughs taking you places you didn't expect! A funny guy with a big heart!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Chubby B.
February 15, 2026Funny, funny funny
This guy right here is one of the Funniests Comedians , coming Bay Area Vallejo ca book him now you will not be disappointed
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Marc A. R.
February 3, 2026Very Funny Very Personal
Joey opened our Womens leadership event and set a very funny relaxed tone for the other speakers. His brand of comedy was fun and enjoyable and clean enough for the whole family to enjoy. He did a great job of reading the room and responding appropriately to the audiance. I would storngly recommend him for any private event.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Booking information
Price range: Contact for rates
Languages: English
Gig length: 10 - 45 minutes
What to expect
Give me a date, and I will show up. Give me a door open time, and I will be there early. Give me a time for my set, and I will complete it within that time frame. My goal is to get on stage, do my routine, and make people laugh. I am a clean\PG 13 comedian.
About
The comedic end result of being a West Virginia Hillbilly who was transplanted to the SF Bay Area. He spent 40-plus years traveling all over the USA working in animal management (construction). Once I retired, I took up stand-up comedy.
J Porter Comedy’s style can be summed up as high-energy, absurd observational humor with a big dollop of goofy nerd energy. Clean-ish but cheeky
. My material is generally club-friendly and Dry Bar–audition safe, but I sneak in plenty of innuendo and playful naughtiness that gets big laughs without ever going blue. Self-deprecating nerd energy
. A lot of my laughs come from embracing being a big, bald, middle-aged guy who’s secretly a total dork—Star Wars references, comic-book logic, and proudly wearing Superman shirts on stage. My opener tagline (“Fighting a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and the right to wear spandex!”) perfectly captures that vibe. I try to be smart but never pretentious, and stay relentlessly positive-weird.
Additional booking notes
Since I am a seasoned performer (Age 68). I need decent access to the stage. Stairs of some kind.
Services offered
Past booked events
July 2026
28
Tuesday
Macs 90 Second Time Bpmb
All-day event
20
Monday
Vinnies
All-day event
13
Monday
Karen's Comedy Show
All-day event
12
Sunday
Comedy in the park
All-day event
07
Tuesday
Macs 90 Second Time Bomb
All-day event
03
Friday
GFC Vallejo
All-day event
June 2026
24
Wednesday
Rooster Ts Comedy Club
All-day event
16
Tuesday
Macs 19 Time Bomb
All-day event
10
Wednesday
Clean Comedy Showcase at Tommy Ts
All-day event
06
Saturday
Comedy Appreciation Showcase
All-day event
May 2026
19
Tuesday
Macs 19 Kill Tony Show
7:00pm - 9:00pm
13
Wednesday
Tailgaters Bar Showcase
All-day event
11
Monday
Private Event Vallejo
All-day event
04
Monday
Karen's Comedy Show
5:30pm - 6:30pm
01
Friday
GFC at Lucky Garden Resturant
All-day event
April 2026
27
Monday
Karen’s Comedy Show
All-day event
26
Sunday
Dennis Gaxiola Fundraiser
All-day event
25
Saturday
Comedy Show Pittsburgh
All-day event
21
Tuesday
Private Event Senior Center Vacaville
All-day event
20
Monday
Vinnies Comedy Show
All-day event
03
Friday
Grown Folks Comedy
All-day event
March 2026
28
Saturday
Redding Clean Comedy Showcase
All-day event
23
Monday
Karen's Comedy Show
All-day event
12
Thursday
Tommy Ts Clean Comedy Showcase
All-day event
07
Saturday
80s Throwback Comedy Show
All-day event
06
Friday
Lucky Garden Grown Folks Comedy
All-day event
Influences and inspiration
My inspirations include Jack Benny, Bill Enval, Jeff Dunham, Gallagher, and my hero, the original comedian from Appalachia, the great Tennessee Ernie Ford. A mixture of storytelling, restrained chaos, and funny voices.
Setup requirements
Sound System and Mic. Knowledge of how stage is accessed
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