Ian Abramson

Spokane, WA

$500 and up

Travels up to 120 miles

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Overview

I put on a show.

I'm weird, and I'm silly, but damned if I'm not gonna make you laugh. I wear a shock collar and let you electrocute me if you don't like a joke. I use balloon animals, I do an impression of mailbox, I can work totally clean or go extra extra dirty. I like to end my show shirtless singing "Country Roads" with the crowd for the weirdest reason possible.


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Booking information

Price range: $500 and up

Languages: American Sign Language, English

Gig length: 60 - 120 minutes

Unions: SAG-AFTRA

What to expect

I'm as easy as they come. No sound cues, no set-up, you show me where you want me and tell me how long to do and you will get a full show. I work with props and such, but it's fully self contained and NEVER MESSY. I spill water on myself sometimes, but even then I make sure it's just water.

I believe in showing up early and staying out of the way. Checking in, and then going off to prep till I'm needed.

About

I'm like a weird guy at the bus stop that you get stuck in a conversation with. What's fun about my comedy is that I am the butt of the joke. I go in and out of crowd work, really getting a sense of the audience. No one is weirder than I am, which makes people a little more willing to talk about THEIR weird stuff.

When I'm not doing crowd work I'm using balloon animals, a shock collar, and anything else I can fit in a briefcase to get laughs in unexpected ways. I'm silly and I'm strange, but I'm never mean to the crowd.

Additional booking notes

You will have a better show if you a mic and an amp. You will have a better show if there's some semblance of lighting. But the truth is that I'm down to make the most of whatever you have.

Influences and inspiration

Steve Martin, Zach Galifiankis, Weird Al, Groucho Marx

Setup requirements

A mic and an amp go along way, but I'll make do with whatever.

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