Glenn Freezman

Dresher, PA

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Travels up to 120 miles

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Overview

I deliver smart, sharp, and hilarious stand-up comedy with over 13 years of experience—and yes, I know how to read a room. Whether it’s a 55+ community, private party, or corporate crowd, my act is packed with fast-paced punchlines, relatable stories, and just the right amount of edge. I specialize in clean-to-clever material that’s always tailored to the audience in front of me.

If you're looking for a comic who connects quickly, keeps the laughs rolling, and leaves your guests smiling long after the show, I’m your guy. New to this platform—but definitely not new to comedy.


Reviews

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Tim C.

March 25, 2025

Funny!

Glenn is a very funny guy with great stage presence who knows how to connect with an audience. Book him for your next event. You won’t be sorry!

Hired as: Comedian

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Glenn Freezman

Tim, your group was amazing, i was so glad to be part of the fun! Thanks a bunch for the kind review.

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Booking information

Price range: Contact for rates

Languages: English

Gig length: 20 - 60 minutes

What to expect

If an audience came to see me, here's what they'd see:
A seasoned comedian delivering sharp, relatable humor with impeccable timing and an authentic voice. My performance dives into life's everyday absurdities—relationships, family dynamics, aging, and all the unexpected twists in between. Audiences leave entertained, feeling connected by comedy that's real, relevant, and universally funny.

If a client hired me, here's what they'd get:
A professional, reliable performer who carefully tailors each show to suit the specific tone, vibe, and needs of your event. I arrive prepared, communicate clearly, and deliver memorable comedy that resonates with your guests—whether it's a corporate gathering, private event, or anything in between. With me, your audience gets a genuinely enjoyable experience that feels personalized, relatable, and effortlessly engaging.

About

I'm Glenn, a comedian and storyteller who finds humor in life's relatable, everyday absurdities. Drawing inspiration from sharp-witted comedy legends like Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield, and Sebastian Maniscalco, I deliver material that's grounded, clever, and refreshingly real.

My journey from Philadelphia's bustling neighborhoods to the world of stand-up comedy has given me an endless well of relatable experiences. Whether it's family dynamics, navigating relationships, or the quirks of getting older, my comedy turns common experiences into unforgettable laughs.

When I'm on stage, audiences feel like they're sharing hilarious stories with a trusted friend—one who says exactly what they're thinking, only funnier. I pride myself on professionalism, flexibility, and delivering a performance uniquely tailored to your event.

Past booked events

June 2025

14

Saturday

Reeses Tavern

8:00pm - 10:30pm

Influences and inspiration

Classic Influences:

Jerry Seinfeld – Sharp, observational comedy about everyday absurdities.

George Carlin – Smart, analytical humor, especially about life's ironies.

Freddie Roman – Classic Catskills rhythm, sharp timing, and relatable storytelling.

Mal Z. Lawrence – Warm, quick-witted, conversational comedy.

Don Rickles – Quick punchlines, conversational sharpness, sarcastic wit.

Rodney Dangerfield – Self-deprecating humor with crisp, punchy delivery.

Jackie Mason – Observational humor, precise comedic pacing and relatable delivery.

Alan King – Sharp wit, story-driven comedy with relatable punchlines.

Contemporary Influences:

Sebastian Maniscalco – Grounded, relatable storytelling about everyday scenarios.

Bill Burr – Straightforward, sarcastic commentary on daily life frustrations.

Jim Gaffigan – Relatable observations about ordinary life delivered with clean, layered humor.

John Mulaney – Well-crafted, sharp storytelling with strong comedic rhythm.

Tom Papa – Warm, conversational comedy emphasizing life's simple truths.

Nate Bargatze – Subtle, clever observational humor delivered with calm confidence.

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