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Eugene T. Barnes

Rosedale, MD

Starts at $150

Comedian

Travels up to 200 miles

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Eugene at the world famous Caroline's On Broadway!!

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Hosting at the world famous Caroline's on Broadway!!!

Me and my lovely co-host hosting the 2016 Women Werk gala.

Hosting the 2016 Women Werk Gala.

Eugene Hosting an event of PepsiCo!!

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Having some fun with an unsuspecting wedding guest!!

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Overview

Eugene T. Barnes is a comedian, actor and host based in NYC. His comedy has been described as clean yet edgy, wholesome yet provocative, he’s like a magical taco…spicy and mild at the same time. He mixes high energy, physical comedy with all the sharp wit of a dull tooth pick. Whatever your event, he would make the perfect Host, comedian or actor! He's done everything from churches to comedy clubs and everything in between.

Reviews

40 reviews

Tzvi C.

March 25, 2024

Verified review

Eugene was great!

Eugene was great and had great material and worked the room nicely. Everyone had a wonderful time.

Hired as: Comedian

Sadie A.

August 6, 2022

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Book Eugene Now!!!!

From start to finish a true professional and just a great guy! I gave him some info on my fiancé and he worked it into his act which made my fiancé feel the love! He interacted with the crowd and had everyone laughing the entire time! I would absolutely recommend Eugene and hope to have the opportunity to book him again! Just hilarious!!

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Eugene T. Barnes

Sadie! Thanks for allowing me to be apart of such a special occasion. The pleasure was all mine!!

Serene D.

June 28, 2022

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He is hysterical !

I hired Eugene to perform at my son's college graduation party. I loved the communication we had prior to the party . I like communication and it was appreciated . I Had a crowd of family and friends of mixed ages so his act had to be somewhat clean. He managed to entertain all ages , he was completely hysterical.
The entire crowd was in stitches. We thoroughly enjoyed his entire act. I would definitely follow Eugene and
see him perform live. I would also hire him again. I highly recommend. This guy is so funny !

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Toni

March 15, 2022

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Laughed So Hard

My family members that attended my mother’s birthday celebration laughed so hard. I had family members that attended via Zoom and he added them in his jokes. I would highly recommend Eugene T. Banks for your upcoming event.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian

Jim K.

December 5, 2021

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Great interaction with the crowd

Eugene was terrific! He made contact with every table at our event. Kept everyone entertained for nearly one hour.

Hired as: Comedy Show

Eugene T. Barnes

Jim! Thanks so much for the kind words and for having me. The pleasure was all mine!

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Booking information

Price range: Starts at $150

Languages: English

Gig length: 30 - 60 minutes

What to expect

When watching Eugene T. Barnes expect to laugh so hard, that you pee just a little.

About

Eugene T. Barnes describes himself as “The youngest old man you’ll ever meet.” He’s been married for eight years to his college sweet heart, who’s lovely, supportive and really really smart! (She’s paying me to say that…I want my dollar.) He’s The Father of two beautiful little girls, who are for sale, just check out this website (link hidden). He’s probably worse at working an IPhone than your grandma’s mom and he’s only twenty…something.
He was born and raised in the tiny, chicken infested town of Lakeland, Fl. His comedy has been described as clean yet edgy, wholesome yet provocative, he’s like a magical taco…spicy and mild at the same time. He mixes high energy, physical comedy with all the sharp wit of a dull tooth pick. don’t believe me? Go see him live, he performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. I guarantee you’ll laugh your butt off, no really you’ll literally leave without your butt. (There’s a butt bucket at the door of all his shows, if you just so happen to make it through a show with your butt still intact, just drop it in the bucket.)
I know what you’re thinking…what does the “T” in Eugene T. Barnes stand for? Well, some say Tony, some say Tiger Balm, others say toilet water, the truth is…the world may never know. Let’s just enjoy him, while we have him.

Services offered

Christmas Party

8:30pm - 9:15pm

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North Arlington, NJ

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Holiday Party

2:30pm - 2:45pm

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Setup requirements

sound, lighting, microphone, and microphone stand

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