- New York City, NY
- Comedian
- $1250-$5000
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Duh Profezzor of Comedee
When I'm not lecturing-iModel.
Overview
I stand at a podium, and I lecture at the top of my lungs about pop culture; I analyze-psychologically, and I empower-philosophically!
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Price range: $100 per hour
Languages: English
Gig length: 60 - 120 minutes
What to expect
I will be wearing my tan Ralph Lauren corduroy blazer, my British schoolboy tie, a white dress shirt, my Calvin Klein pinstripe dress pants (I have 3 colors: Navy, Black, and Gray), yellow socks, my brown Ecco shoes, but don't annoy me, or else I will have to take off my belt!
About
A genius can ask why he's not an idiot, but can an idiot ask why he's not a genius? I'm not some clown who walks around on stage, holding a bottle of water, and makes jokes; I'm Duh Pro-Fezzor of Comedee! Now, I think I’m a comedian; I’m my own therapist, and my own patient. I’m an insane person with a microphone. Whatever jobs you guys are doing, I’m sure it helps you maintain your sanity. I never intended to be a comedian. I don’t want to be a comedian. I am a comedian. It’s not my status. It’s not my job. I don’t work to live. I don’t live to work. I work because I am. I didn't wake up this morning, and decided that I would pretend to be me, so watch yourself, son!
Additional booking notes
I don't use sound amplification.
Services offered
Set list
1. How to Handle a Heckler
2. Introduction
3. Blah, Blah, Blah
4. Conclusion
5. An Ode to God!
Influences and inspiration
Bill Burr, Louis Black, Chris Rock, Aziz Ansari
Setup requirements
Podium
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