- New York City, NY
- Comedian
- $1000 and up
Carley H. said
“Scott was hilarious and really engaging. The crowd was laughing the whole time and everyone had a good time. Would love to see him perform again! ”
Overview
Danette performs all over New York City, she’s also performed in Chicago, Dallas, Los Angles, Miami, Paris and Japan as well as for ESPN, Columbia University and Pace University and most recently The Newark Museum of Art.
A Stand Up Comedian born and raised in New York City, Danette is a graduate of The New School of Public Engagement where she studied behavioral economics and social sciences. Her family is Puerto Rican, Irish and Malaysian. Her humor has been described as dry, sarcastic and very, very silly.
Host. Emcee. Standup. Comedic lecturer.
Reviews
9 reviews
Margaret R.
December 14, 2024A true professional
I was searching everywhere for a comedian for my husband’s 40th birthday and thankfully found Danette! I saw some of her video clips and found she had a tasteful style to her performance. She reached out, asked how she can personalize the performance and on the day of the show she arrived on time and you can tell she did her research! She had items in her set that even my 82 year old father-in-law enjoyed! She got some interaction from the crowd and gave them enough space to say what they needed while taking the show back in a seamless way! I thoroughly enjoyed having Danette be a huge part of our celebration! I would highly recommend her, you won’t be disappointed!
Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian
Danette
Margaret! Thank you for this wonderful review and the pic. I had a lot of fun!
You have a great group of friends and fun relatives, it was truly my pleasure!
Thank you again!
Danette
Efraim G.
May 23, 2024Dannete was amazing
She was amazing and very professional. She catered exactly to crowd and took great direction. Thank you!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Laron D.
May 22, 2023Danette RAWKS!!!
Danette, wisdom, wot and clarity is beyond her years as a stage performer. She is a crowd pleaser and leaves everyone laughing out loud!!!
We love her and will certainly have her back and confidently recommend her going forward!
All the Best!
Thank you again Danette for making our Senior Day Care Center roar with laughter!
Worth it!!! Nailed it!!!
Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian
Danette
Thank you so much! It was a pleasure! I'm happy that everyone had a good time!
Tina O.
March 19, 2023Very satisfied
Lots of fun
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Danette
Tina! Thank you for welcoming into your home. I had a blast. And Thank you for the review! Have a great, healthy new year.
Jennifer B.
November 19, 2022She was great
Danette was very thorough. She always reached out to me and asked questions to get to know me and my crowd so she could make the most memorable experience for the occasion. She was great.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Danette
Thank You Jennifer <3!
Booking information
Price range: Contact for rates
Languages: English, Spanish
Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes
What to expect
Fun crowd work. Sarcasm. Stories about family, relationships and travel.
About
I'm a Stand Up Comedian, Actor and Emcee from New York. My family is from Puerto Rico and I'm the oldest of five cool kids. I'm a graduate of the New School where I graduated with a Bachelors degree in Humanities and Social Sciences and yet still sometimes misspell words. I've performed my dry, sarcastic, silly sets all over NYC, LA, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, Paris and Japan. As you can see I love travel and appreciate all people. I care about the environment, animals, children, fashion and the arts.
Services offered
Past booked events
December 2025
15
Monday
Christmas Party
5:00pm - 5:30pm
•
New York City, NY
October 2025
10
Friday
Bachelor Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
•
New York City, NY
April 2025
18
Friday
Nonprofit Event
5:00pm - 5:45pm
•
Corona, NY
December 2024
07
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:45pm
•
Jersey City, NJ
May 2024
22
Wednesday
Personal Occasion
11:00am - 11:30am
•
Bronx, NY
May 2023
19
Friday
Nonprofit Event
11:00am - 11:45am
•
Bronx, NY
March 2023
18
Saturday
House Party
7:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Brooklyn, NY
November 2022
13
Sunday
Baby Shower
1:30pm - 2:00pm
•
Brooklyn, NY
September 2022
24
Saturday
Dinner Party
9:30pm - 10:30pm
•
Baldwin, NY
August 2022
20
Saturday
Retirement Party
9:00pm - 9:30pm
•
Astoria, NY
January 2022
19
Wednesday
Fundraiser
6:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Yonkers, NY
December 2019
28
Saturday
Quinceañera
8:00pm - 11:00pm
•
Valley Stream, NY
January 2019
22
Tuesday
Smoke Break
8:00pm - 9:00pm
19
Saturday
NYCC
5:00pm - 6:00pm
09
Wednesday
Fantastically Funny Females
8:30pm - 9:30pm
05
Saturday
Otto's Shruken Head
6:30pm - 7:30pm
Influences and inspiration
Ellen DeGeneres
Tom Segura
Daniel Tosh
Steven Wright
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Setup requirements
Microphone and speaker are greatly appreciated.
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