Comedian Alan Massenburg

Lancaster, PA

$200 and up

Travels up to 150 miles

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Overview

I’m a stand up comedian who can entertain any audience. I have been featured on the Drew Barrymore show on CBS, was a finalist in HBO’s American Black Film Festival and have appeared on Sirius XM’s “Sway in the Morning”.


Reviews

4 reviews

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Wade M.

November 3, 2025
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Funny and Creative

Alan was hilarious. His jokes are very relatable and appropriate to an audience of all ages. He received the most laughs from any of the previous entertainment we had at our banquets. I will definitely use Alan again.

Alan was very responsive to my messages and showed up on time for the banquet. A top notch down to earth kind of professional.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Danielle G.

May 14, 2025
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Great set!

Alan came in for a team meeting and had the whole group laughing! Would highly recommend him for anyone looking to hire a comedian!

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Olga G.

July 12, 2024
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Wonderful job

Very funny and very professional we loved him you won't be disappointed

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Clarence

April 9, 2024
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Alan was great for our church social

Alan was outstanding at our church function last Saturday. His jokes were outstanding and everyone laughing. He was on time, performed for 30 minutes and ending his set with his "dad" jokes. His material was very suitable for our audience. I would not hesitate having Alan back at our church again. We are already looking for an opportunity to have him perform again. Great job Alan.
Clarence White

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $200 and up

Languages: English

Gig length: 30 - 120 minutes

What to expect

People often ask me, “What type of comedy do you do” and my response is always “The funny kind.” No matter the demographic or type of event, everyone will be laughing and enjoying themselves. That’s what you can expect when booking me!

About

Alan Massenburg, the multifaceted comedian, writer, and actor hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, has carved a distinctive niche in the entertainment industry. Notably, he earned recognition as a finalist in the American Black Film Festival stand-up competition, an accolade presented by HBO, showcasing his comedic talents on a prestigious platform. Massenburg’s humor found a broader audience as he appeared in the “Dad Joke” segment on the Drew Barrymore Show, adding a touch of his comedic flair to the national stage.

The comedian further solidified his presence by gracing the legendary Apollo Theater as a featured performer, leaving an indelible mark on one of the world’s most iconic venues. Additionally, Massenburg brought his comedic charm to Sirius XM’s “Sway in the Morning Show,” contributing to his growing reputation in the industry.

Additional booking notes

I provide everything needed for the show. Microphone, speakers and lights

Past booked events

December 2025

16

Tuesday

Christmas Party

7:00pm - 8:30pm

Alexandria, PA

October 2025

31

Friday

Nonprofit Event

8:00pm - 8:30pm

Harrisburg, PA

May 2025

14

Wednesday

Corporate Event

10:30am - 11:00am

Lancaster, PA

July 2024

12

Friday

Personal Occasion

7:00pm - 8:00pm

Lancaster, PA

April 2024

27

Saturday

Restaurant/Bar Event

7:00pm - 8:30pm

Millsboro, DE

06

Saturday

Religious Celebration

7:00pm - 7:30pm

Bel Air, MD

December 2023

15

Friday

Christmas Party

2:00pm - 2:45pm

Reading, PA

September 2023

15

Friday

Campus Event

8:30pm - 9:15pm

Lancaster, PA

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