Ashton Brooks. A comic writer/producer by day and bartender by night.
Hire the United Colors of Comedy. A little troupe, group and scoop of hot new comics seasoned at Cap City. Yippee!
(Now I'm a producer Mom!)
Fresh funny comedians for adults. Good for sales training gigs too.
From New York to L.A each comic brings their "color" to the stage. We pack 'em in for one night of crazy funny. 1500 people on Monday during football season! Now that's a trick for sure.
Ashton Brooks, Sherri Spriggs, Chris Allen, Glen Martino, Jesse Pangelinan, Jimmy Roulette, Leanne Morgan.
Austin is United Colors of Comedy 15 Minutes of Funny!
When we're not making you laugh - we bartend.
Price Range: Contact for rates
Gig Length: 15 - 120 minutes
Languages: English, French, Other
Insurance: $1M - Ashton Brooks is a licensed broker for insurance. Annuities, Health, Life and General Lines, Accidental and Retirement. NAPA / State of Texas Dept. of Licensing and Regulation, Texas Dept. of Insurance Requires $1M E&O Insurance.
What to Expect
United Colors is about variety, bringing every walk of life into an American pie of funny. Black, White, Latin, Jewish, Gay, Asian, Southern - all in one show. It's for adults only. We'll pop up from time to time and tour one city for bright new comics.
What we do is straight-up funny, provocative and well, there's something for everyone. Represent!!
Think if George Carlin and Bill Maher could produce a bunch of kids.
So we're still trying that option and apparently audiences love it.
We donate to charity. We don't talk with food in our mouths and we're snappy dressers. What's your comedy situation?
Ashton Brooks created United Colors of Comedy in 2004. A writer/speaker at 3 universities with 20 years of commercial voiceover, sales management, music production and "behind the scenes" directing - but the comedy show is simply off the hook.
Austin has so much talent and we comprise a group of writers that believe our purpose is to create laughter. Sweet job to have!
Bartending for a comic is like free candy. More jokes are written across a bar than all the time spent scribbling alone.
United Colors of Comedy has computer programmers, salespeople, concrete mixers, farmers, and even a midget or two.
We're not the best, we're not the worst. We just make a nicely packed powerhouse of funny into a really short bus.
United Colors of Comedy is a simple Austin favorite for corporate and theater seated events. We motivate sales teams, wake up a crowd, and say all those things that bug us about life, work and yes a little sex too.
Just give Ashton Brooks Media a quick call with the venue, time and your budget. Comedy that's worth the money is fun.
Additional Booking Notes
Here's the wishlist and dealbreakers for our comedians.
Quiet room. Shut 'em up. It's a performance. Cell phones off please.
Some of our show, not all is absolutely R-Rated and we don't do kids shows.
3-6 Comics can easily rock the place instead of just Ashton, who does rock the place.
Any videtape is ours to market us too. Heck we wrote the material.
Private parties, events, whoever will have to chill on race, sexuality, and be nice if africans or jews piss 'em off too.
See? We're easy to deal with! We're all kids anyway, just play nicely and no one gets hurt.
One of us is the emcee and does a short opener and each in the variety will do their thing. Tell us how long you wanna go :)
We'll touch on race, politicals, our own lives, social networking, human rights, walking around the mall funny. Mainly we laugh at ourselves. Y'all get to watch.
Give us a jingle or we'll write one. We do voiceover and commercial backgrounds in our 192-track Digital Studios in Austin.
Need a corporate pitch, infomercial, maybe a couple cameras and studio video?
We write sales copy lightning fast.
Some of us teach classes online for your business training and member base.
Let's say you have a kayaking club and need more events and dues.
Let's say you run a political campaign and have to reach out and plan live events online.
Let's say you want to rent a website for a while.
Let's say you have a course to train people and comply with a certificate and keep continuing education credits online.
Let's say you just need a really kickass website.
We also walk dogs on Parmer Lane to break up stress. We'll love your dog, walk 'em, play and get back to work. Win Win.
United Colors of Comedy is about our creatvity and respect for a wide variety of talents. Programmers, writers, musicians but like to keep your time precious and deliver an advertising strategy with the most powerful tools for online traffic, conversions, sign-ups, keyword gravity, and yep. We're lots of fun at parties.
Think on these things.
We know that's a lot of info. Just breathe and perhaps take a second read. Third one's a charm.
Ashton Brooks Media
Austin Is Sound Money
United Colors of Comedy
We Deliver Massive Unique Visitors and Keep Your Advertising Secrets.
Partners: Toronto, Austin, Seattle, Nashville, Paris, Beverly Hills
Interns with the latest skills from UT, Art Institute of Austin, Trinity University. Grads that know marketing online!
Give us a call for the hell of it. Funny is smart.
See? Comedy and Web Design from serious marketing programmers, writers, and comedians too. That's a hilarious concept.
Each comic has appeared on broadcast media and the entire show is soon available as clips on YouTube.
Search United Colors of Comedy
We're doing a mixed show on purpose. Something for everyone. Observational, Self-Deprecating, Situational, Motivational
We laugh at ourselves.
|Ashton Brooks||Exec Producer / Writer|
|Jimmy Roulette||Totally Funny|
|Chris Allen||Austin Favorite|
|Sherri Spriggs||Hot New York Girl|
|Glen Martino||Chicago's Own Fresh Talent|
|Leanne Morgan||ABC's Sitcom "Leanne"|
|Jesse Pangelinan||Our Resident Clean Latin Comic|
Influences & Inspiration
George Carlin (amazing timing), Bill Maher (willing to point out irony), Leanne Morgan (Southern comedy on ABC), Bill Hicks (raw funny), Wanda Sykes (makes excellent margaritas), Larry David (annoyingly funny),
Quiet crowd. Respect us during performance.
Mic Water Stool
Space for our camera people if we choose
Single Point Organizers. Works nicely if we have one cook in the kitchen.
Consulting & Web Marketing Can Be Painful for Egos. We leave ours at the door.
We Rent Websites and Videomercials
If You Train Employees or Groups Let's Show You How Our System Works
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