Melissa Diaz

Austin, TX

$300 and up

Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Bronx native Melissa Diaz (New York Comedy Festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off) is a unique and rising talent in the New York City comedy scene. Her sharp and quirky wit paired with an edgy attitude takes audiences through a funhouse of fatalism and hilarity that no amount of therapy will make you forget.
Melissa is featured regularly at Caroline’s on Broadway, has placed in Devil Cup and Laugh Your Asheville Off competitions, appeared in the New York Comedy Festival and has been named one of NYC’s comics to watch.


Reviews

2 reviews

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Robert L. R.

June 20, 2025
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Melissa delivered a great routine at my fundraiser...

She delivered a high-energy 15-minute routine that my nerdy people really enjoyed.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Robert L. R.

February 17, 2023
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Melissa had us in tears at this virtual event...

We hired Melissa Diaz to do a 15 minute show in the middle of our awards Gala. She did a great job and had everybody laughing. It was a virtual event, but you could see that people were in stitches. She had tailored her show to our audience, and it worked very well. She made it a very successful event for us.

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $300 and up

Languages: English, Spanish

Gig length: 10 - 90 minutes

What to expect

Fun, edgy jokes delivered dry, followed by energetic act outs/rants. A few fun stories peppered into the act for variety. Jokes are often described as smart and well written, delivery as fun and engaging.

About

Bronx native Melissa Diaz (New York Comedy Festival, SXSW, NBC Stand-up) is a rising talent on Earth. Her quirky wit paired with an edgy attitude takes audiences through a funhouse of absurdity and fun that no amount of therapy will let you forget.

Melissa is featured regularly at Caroline’s on Broadway, has performed on television (like that's still a thing), appeared in the New York Comedy Festival and has been named one of NBC’s comics to watch.

Additional booking notes

Need to be informed ahead of time whether or not sound equipment will be provided.

Influences and inspiration

Bill Hicks, Joan Rivers, Maria Bamford, Bill Burr, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK

Setup requirements

Microphone, XLR chord, speaker

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