A Childhood of Fun in a Funeral Home

**If an audience came to see me:**
They’d experience a hilarious, relatable, and high-energy comedy performance that blends sharp observational humor, clever storytelling, and memorable life lessons drawn from my own colorful experiences. From laugh-out-loud punchlines to engaging crowd interactions, every show is uniquely crafted to leave audiences feeling entertained, uplifted, and inspired. My comedy brings together authenticity and wit, creating a connection with the crowd that lasts long after the curtain closes.

**If a client hired me:**
They would get a professional entertainer who understands exactly how to delight diverse audiences and make events unforgettable. I provide clean, smart humor tailored to your audience and event goals, meticulous planning to ensure seamless integration into your schedule, and a dedication to exceeding expectations at every performance. With open communication, punctuality, and an adaptable style, I guarantee a stress-free experience for event planners, ensuring your attendees leave smiling, energized, and thoroughly entertained.

Andrew graduated high school in Lancaster, PA, deemed most funny and least likely to succeed. To avoid terminal mellowness Andrew traveled to a former war-zone and became the first exchange student received by the country of Croatia. Andrew eventually landed in Baltimore, MD where he has begun stand up comedy and sharing his quirky tales and elements of his unique childhood upbringing of putting the fun in funeral home, and writing material no one asked for.

Microphone and stage are preferable but not necessary.