The Crossing Guard Parade Brigade

To be playfully accosted by silly characters, somewhat by surprise, in order to help the public safely get from one place to another, often where it is entirely unnecessary.

We love to chaperone people who are unsuspecting, both game and other, in locations where they may join in with us on future crossings or watch the reactions of new crossers. Playful and practical. Fun for downtown intersections with traffic lights and many other occasions.

Not ideal (although still possible) for very rainy or very cold conditions if outdoors. (It's hard to play the accordion with frozen fingers.)