🍌 The Banana at Your Door

🍌 The Banana at Your Door
Ridiculous. Wholesome. Surprisingly musical.

Need to tell someone you love them? Congratulate them? Embarrass your best friend in a way they'll remember forever? Send a banana.

I show up at their door in a full banana costume and deliver your message in person—with maximum enthusiasm and minimum dignity.

Whether you need a birthday surprise, anniversary greeting, congratulations, breakup, pep talk, or simply want to make someone's day wonderfully weird, The Banana at Your Door is ready to peel out and make an appearance.

🍌 Package 1: Bananagram — $99
I'll arrive at the recipient's door dressed as a giant banana and deliver your personalized message.

Includes:
• Up to 10–15 minutes at the location
• Full banana costume
• Your personalized message delivered with appropriate levels of banana enthusiasm
• Photos and/or a quick video moment with the recipient
• One very confused but delighted person

Great for: birthdays, congratulations, anniversaries, proposals, office surprises, apologies, encouragement, and "I don't know what to get them" situations.
It's simple. It's silly. It's a-peel-ing.

🎶 Package 2: Banana Serenade — $200
Everything in the Bananagram, plus a ukulele and a custom song written specifically for the recipient.

You give me the information.
I turn it into a song.
A banana sings it at their door, then splits.

I'll work your names, inside jokes, stories, personality quirks, or questionable life choices into a short, original song written just for them.

Includes a bunch of stuff:
• Full banana costume
• Ukulele performance
• Original personalized song
• Personalized spoken message
• Up to 20 minutes at the location
• Photos/video with the recipient

Please reach out with any questions, happy to accommodate custom requests!

The universe has conspired to make me a banana.

There's a longer story here, with a bunch of banana coincidences slipped in. I'll tell you if you'd like to hear it. But all you need to know is that I Am A Banana.

I also enjoy singing, playing ukulele, and writing silly little songs.

In my non-banana life, I enjoy writing supernatural fiction, reading, traveling, and attending regional burns. I believe living a life of whimsy is a radical act, and I like to make room for as much of it as possible.