Storytelling Comedian

Abigail Elias is a stand-up comedian from Pittsburgh. Her stream of conscious comedic wit highlights their deranged and irreverent approach to modern dating, family dynamics—and, most notably, her healthcare career. The hospital rarely lets Abigail out of her enclosure, but when they aren’t on stage or drawing blood, you can find them roller skating, playing Stardew Valley, or napping with her cat, Zero. Every hot girl in their 20s has a codependent relationship with their cat, and Abigail is no exception.