Stand Up Comedy

South Bound Brook, NJ

$100 - $1000

Travels up to 200 miles

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Drunk Called My Ex

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Birthday Punches

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Last Gilfriend I had

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Overview

Hard hitting quick jokes with natural likability to match. Eleazar Guzman has performed all over the world and across the country at major clubs such as the World Famous Comedy Store in LA. He has also performed on Sirius XM Raw Dog network multiple times. Along with touring with Artie Lange (Howard Stern) and later in the same year Bam Margera (MTV). He’s also passed at West Side Comedy Club, a top tier club in NYC. He’s got the skill of a famous comic without the price of one!


Reviews

2 reviews

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Sommer G.

July 22, 2022
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Don’t waste time with others Just Hire him!

Eleazar was the only comedian/musician on this site, that actually responded to messages quickly. (most never even gave a quote) He stayed connected right up to when he arrived at my sons Birthday party.
His fee was beyond fair… He was funny, incorporated jokes about details i told him about my son, who turned 23. In a hilarious and very classy way. He made the entire room laugh…. Guest from 8 to 78.
He also brought two comedians with him, and he didn’t charge anything extra- which just made it a total show. felt like i was sitting front row of a comedy club… they were both also good. We even asked them to have dinner with us and they accepted.
Eleazar, it was a pleasure to meet and work with you. i highly recommend!

Hired as: Comedian, Comedy Show


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Dina C.

December 8, 2019
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Comedy Show

We had a fundraiser in Scranton Pa and booked Eleazar and he provided 3 other Comedians to come. Eleazar, Franco Danger, Kate Nichols and Danny Braff came from NJ to PA to support our coats for kids fundraiser with the Scranton Police Department. They were prompt, professional and most importantly HYSTERICALLY FUNNY! They had us laughing all night. I would book Eleazar and his accompaniments again in a heartbeat!

Hired as: Comedy Show

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Booking information

Price range: $100 - $1000

Gig length: 10 - 120 minutes

What to expect

When doing a 45 min set my comedic act starts with a blend of self deprecating jokes that reveal my personality. After about 20 min the crowd and I are connected. They trust me and from there I talk about deeper original subjects but none truly taboo. I also do crowd work well and I like to play with the audience and make them feel in the moment. At the end I close with my best joke. Always making sure I close strong.

Services offered

Past booked events

January 2023

15

Sunday

Birthday Party

8:00pm - 9:00pm

Howell, NJ

July 2022

21

Thursday

Birthday Party

7:00pm - 8:00pm

West Creek, NJ

December 2019

07

Saturday

Fundraiser

7:00pm - 9:00pm

Scranton, PA

Setup requirements

A microphone & a mic stand with speakers that connect to the mic. Stage and spotlight preferred but optional if its unavailable.

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