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Samson "Mahatma Moses" Koletkar

Hayward, CA

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Overview

Samson Koletkar, aka Mahatma Moses, is the world’s only Indian Jewish stand-up comedian. A techie turned comic, he blends Indian heritage, Jewish roots, & American life into sharp, witty comedy that connects with diverse audiences. Named one of BookMyShow’s “10 Best Indian-Origin Comedians of the Last Decade”, Samson has performed across the U.S., Canada, & India, with appearances at major festivals including SF Sketchfest, Just for Laughs Vancouver, Twin Cities Jewish Humor Festival. Known for his likeable on-stage persona & sharp observational humor, Samson crafts long-form jokes filled with clever callbacks—leaving audiences entertained, inspired, & laughing long after the show ends.


Reviews

6 reviews

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Kimberly B.

December 2, 2024
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Samson provided a good time!

Samson performed for our 5th Wedding Anniversary party. There were 85 guest. Everyone stated first, wow! Entertainment??! The second comment was “He was really good!” Everyone really enjoyed his comedy.

I had sent information about our families. Samson used most of that information and included our families in his routine. Best joke of the evening - Samson used the information and my sister-in-law is named Dalila. Samson is a wonderful choice for your venue!

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Imani B.

December 7, 2023
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He was AWESOME!

Our group really enjoyed Samson. He was funny and engaging! Would hire him again.

Hired as: Corporate Comedian


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Stu K.

March 20, 2023
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Hilarious!

Samson had the crowd in the palm of his hand. Pure comedy talent. His pace and delivery were superb. Exactly what we wanted for a headliner for our gala event. Book Samson Koletkar now.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian

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Samson "Mahatma Moses" Koletkar

Thanks Stu, that was a fun event, organized very professionally, and the setup was perfect which was half the battle won. Congrats on a successful fundraising event and thanks for making me a part of it.


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Aparna K.

October 28, 2018
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Awesome!!

Samson was simply great! It was a family event, crowd ranging from age 6-90, all enjoyed his comedy immensely. Would highly recommend!

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian


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Sarla C.

November 2, 2015
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65th birthday celebration

Our guests enjoyed your performance. We would use you again and recommend you to our friends.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian

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Samson "Mahatma Moses" Koletkar

Thank you very much Sarla for letting me entertain your guests at your prestigious event. If you don't mind could you please share with me what would have made it possible to get that missing star on some of the ratings. There's always room for improvement and feedback from folks like you is what helps me improve. Thanks in advance!

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Booking information

Price range: Contact for rates

Languages: English, Hindi, Marathi

What to expect

Cerebral, Witty, Clean comedy that'll tickle your brains. Punctuality & Professionalism throughout the process.

About

Samson Koletkar, aka Mahatma Moses, is the world’s only Indian Jewish stand-up comedian. A techie turned comic, he blends Indian heritage, Jewish roots, and American life into sharp, witty comedy that connects with diverse audiences.

Named one of BookMyShow’s “10 Best Indian-Origin Comedians of the Last Decade” and Silicon India’s “10 Indian Comedians Who Found Success in the U.S.,” Samson has performed across the U.S., Canada, and India, with appearances at major festivals including SF Sketchfest, Just for Laughs Vancouver, Twin Cities Jewish Humor Festival, and SF Comedy Day. He’s been featured on NPR, NBC, NDTV, The Times of India, and jWeekly. He was a semi-finalist in the Seattle International Comedy Competition, and a quarter-finalist in both the San Francisco Comedy Competition and the Great Canadian Laugh Off.

Beyond his solo career, Samson is a vital force in the comedy community. He founded Comedy Oakland in 2009, a weekly showcase hailed by the San Francisco Chronicle as a “comedy utopia in Oakland,” and a multiple-time winner of “Best Comedy Night” in the East Bay Express Reader's Poll. He is also the visionary co-creator of Desi Comedy Fest, the biggest South Asian comedy festival in America.

Samson has been a featured performer on several acclaimed tours that have traveled across North America, including You’re Funny But You Don’t Look Jewish, Funatical Comedy Tour, Pundits with Punchlines, Make Chai Not War, and Sultans of Satire.

Known for his likeable on-stage persona and sharp observational humor, Samson crafts long-form jokes filled with clever callbacks—leaving audiences entertained, inspired, and laughing long after the show ends.

Upcoming booked events

June 2026

14

Sunday

Birthday Party

6:00pm - 6:15pm

Pacifica, CA

Past booked events

May 2026

27

Wednesday

Corporate Event

1:00pm - 1:30pm

Emeryville, CA

02

Saturday

Anniversary Party

9:00pm - 10:00pm

Danville, CA

January 2026

24

Saturday

Corporate Event

7:30pm - 8:15pm

Dublin, CA

November 2024

30

Saturday

Anniversary Party

7:00pm - 7:30pm

Salinas, CA

October 2024

19

Saturday

Wedding Reception

7:30pm - 8:15pm

Fremont, CA

December 2023

04

Monday

Corporate Event

4:00pm - 6:00pm

San Jose, CA

October 2023

11

Wednesday

Corporate Event

9:00pm - 9:30pm

Palo Alto, CA

07

Saturday

Birthday Party

6:00pm - 8:00pm

Saratoga, CA

July 2023

08

Saturday

Wedding Ceremony

6:30pm - 7:15pm

Santa Clara, CA

March 2023

19

Sunday

Fundraiser

6:00pm - 6:30pm

Walnut Creek, CA

December 2020

18

Friday

Corporate Event

2:00pm - 3:00pm

San Francisco, CA

November 2020

07

Saturday

Nonprofit Event

6:00pm - 6:15pm

San Jose, CA

December 2018

14

Friday

Birthday Party

9:00pm - 9:30pm

Oakland, CA

October 2018

27

Saturday

Birthday Party

8:30pm - 9:30pm

Fremont, CA

December 2016

02

Friday

Holiday Party (Christmas)

12:00pm - 1:00pm

San Jose, CA

May 2016

22

Sunday

Cocktail Party

5:30pm - 6:30pm

Pleasanton, CA

December 2015

04

Friday

Birthday (Adult)

8:00pm - 1:00am (Sat)

Pleasanton, CA

November 2015

01

Sunday

Birthday (Adult)

12:00pm - 4:00pm

Milpitas, CA

October 2015

17

Saturday

Birthday (Child)

1:30pm - 2:00pm

Santa Rosa, CA

September 2015

24

Thursday

Cultural Event

5:30pm - 7:30pm

San Francisco, CA

Setup requirements

A MICROPHONE AND PROFESSIONAL SOUND SYSTEM IS REQUIRED (NO KARAOKE MACHINES)

A STAGE OR OTHER SUITABLE AREA WITH SUFFICIENT LIGHTING ON THE ARTIST MUST BE PROVIDED

ALL FOOD/CLEANING SERVICES MUST BE HALTED PRIOR TO AND DURING THE PERFORMANCE & THE CROWD/AUDIENCE MUST BE SETTLED DOWN FOR THE START OF THE PERFORMANCE