Rita Lamar

Jersey City, NJ

$350-550

Travels up to 120 miles

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Overview

Adult Comedy (21+) Former Nun / Broken Catholic w. nothing but Attitude, LGBT Humor, Italian, Impression and Insults.
You never know what's gonna come out of her mouth!


Reviews

4 reviews

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Jill R.

April 21, 2025
Verified review

Personal occasion to cheer up a friend

Rita went above and beyond to brighten the day for a small crowd…ON EASTER… with one day’s notice!
She is a very special kind of person. One that you do not cross paths with very often! I cannot express
enough gratitude for her and everything she did today. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH RITA LAMAR! You’re the best

Hired as: Comedian


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Danielle P.

March 6, 2025
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Great performance!

Rita's performance was absolutely top-notch. She blended humor with a perfect balance of wit and charm, captivating the audience from start to finish. It wasn’t just the jokes that made her so great—it was her ability to read the room and engage with the crowd

Hired as: Comedian

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Rita Lamar

Thank you, Danielle. I had a fantastic time. Your group was wonderful and heartwarming.


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Sabrina F.

February 2, 2025
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Rita is great!

Rita went the extra mile for us! I recommend her.

Hired as: Comedian


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Ray W.

January 13, 2024

Funniest lady in NJ... You'll pee your pants till dry

Rita Talks about growing up in italian family. She talks about her time on the inside of a convent. And she talks about sex and dating on both sides of the wall. She handles l g b t issues of yore and today. And She brings characters like Natasha Olga Paton-Gadonka Who has no problem talking on any topic at all from her perspective as a proud communist russian. Natasha talks about things only people think and no longer can say in America.

Hired as: Comedian, Comedy Show

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Booking information

Price range: $350-550

Services offered

Past booked events

April 2025

20

Sunday

Personal Occasion

3:00pm - 3:45pm

Allenwood, NJ

February 2025

25

Tuesday

Corporate Event

7:30pm - 8:00pm

Newark, DE

01

Saturday

Dinner Party

7:00pm - 8:00pm

New York City, NY

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