Rex The Impossible

Sun Valley, CA

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Travels up to 60 miles

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The World’s Largest Man-Eating Chicken!

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For The Birds!

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Twisting some Balloons at Universal Backlot

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Need a Clown to liven up Pool Party?

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Clown Emcee, sans face

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After a Long day, back on the Train, to another City for another Show

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Known as the Gentleman Clown, I can also be a Plus One for your swanky event

Overview

Hey, Howdy, Hi!!

I’m The Gentleman Clown known all over Town!

I’m an Emcee, for Variety & Burlesque Shows as well as any & other Events!
I’m Ordained (Any Religion as well as Gnome)

I make things fun no matter the event, but specialize in Adult (Grownup) parties whether it’s a Birthday, Graduation, Sobriety, Bachelor, Bachelorette, House Warming, Exorcism, Retirement, Office, Divorce, you name it, I’ll most likely do it!
As far as Services that I provide:
Some Balloon Animals (Naughty or Family Friendly) *Lite Magic, Burlesque and just being a general clown, interacting with your guests.

I have been known to do the occasional kid’s party, but rarely. However, feel free & ask


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Booking information

Price range: Contact for rates

What to expect

What to expect if you were to hire me really depends on the event itself, I tend to adapt to whatever the scenario would be.

My Clown Personality is just an elevated version of my own Personality.

If I Emcee a show or an event, you get an energetic unhinged whirlwind, like Daffy Duck.

If it’s a more mellow event, then I’m slightly more reserved, yet still kind of goofy.

Humor, pretty much across the board.
Dad Jokes, Sarcasm, and Witt.

About

Hey, Howdy, Hi!

I’m not usually a fan of talking about myself, BUUUUT, if I must, I must:

I’ve always wanted to make people laugh, however, as a kid who was never a fan of Clowns never really thought that I’d end up becoming one, and loving it!
For 5 years, I was a Standup Comic, however, I realized that I couldn’t do what I wanted which was creating characters. So, I stopped & took a hiatus. I went to a Burlesque Show, where I was asked to Emcee, and from there I learned this is where Home was. I was able to create characters & tell all the stupid Dad Jokes I wanted. I even Performed Burlesque here and there & still do! I’ve traveled all over, performing with Peepshow Menagerie here in LA as well as Hubba Hubba Revue up North to name a few. I’ve been doing it for around 20 years.
During my time as a Burlesque/Variety Emcee/Performer I went to Clown School as I thought it’d help with my Comedy. From there, I’ve Been a Clown for 10 years and I haven’t looked back.
In the Burlesque Scene I’ve been dubbed The Gentleman Clown as I tend to wear Suits…albeit, a little on the Clowny Side but still looking Fresh.

I’ll Twist the Occasion Balloon, here and there.

I Love my Clown makeup, but I don’t think it defines you as a Clown, as I tend to just wear my Nose from time to time, depending on the Event.

I also love creating Characters for events, and I dig the challenge it gives me.

Other than that, that’s me in a Nutshell!
If you stayed this long, kudos! If you dipped out early, you missed out on the big reveal!

Additional booking notes

Will be discussed upon Hiring, if needed

Services offered

Influences and inspiration

Daffy Duck
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
3 Stooges
Marx Brothers
Laurel & Hardy

All have helped me shape who I am as a Performer

Setup requirements

Balloon Twisting: I’ll usually bring a Table or a Booth especially if it’s for a long event. If it’s Outdoors, all I would require is a Canopy, & and an Electrical Outlet. But if the event takes place indoors, just an Electrical Outlet.

Emceeing: For Lighting, just normal Lighting, and a working Microphone

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