Pat Smear - Burlesque

Long Beach, CA

$150/act

Travels up to 30 miles

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Overview

Known as Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout, Pat “The Brat” Smear is glitter, grunge, glam, and gross all wrapped up in one go.

A graduate of Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque, Pat Smear has been causing a scene in the Seattle Burlesque scene since 2019. This multi hyphenate ecdysiast lives for finding glitter in their hair both up and down stairs. You can find them producing shows locally and on the Oregon Coast with their mother Moxie Blue under Fat Bottom Productions and helping out behind the scenes all over Seattle.

Pat Smear is the 2023 2nd runner up in Seattle’s Queer Prom, and has been seen onstage throughout the PNW, Vermont, and beyond!


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Booking information

Price range: $150/act

Languages: English

Gig length: 10 - 30 minutes

What to expect

Classic Burlesque with a twist, Neo burlesque, punk rock burlesque, glam rock burlesque, LOTS of fun!

About

Known as Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout, Pat “The Brat” Smear is glitter, grunge, glam, and gross all wrapped up in one go.

A graduate of Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque, Pat Smear has been causing a scene in the Seattle Burlesque scene since 2019. This multi hyphenate ecdysiast lives for finding glitter in their hair both up and down stairs. You can find them producing shows locally and on the Oregon Coast with their mother Moxie Blue under Fat Bottom Productions and helping out behind the scenes all over Seattle.

Pat Smear is the 2023 2nd runner up in Seattle’s Queer Prom, and has been seen onstage throughout the PNW, Vermont, and beyond!

Additional booking notes

I require a sound system and safe, private dressing room at the venue.

Set list

Blue Velvet - Bobby Vinton
Night Work - Scissor Sisters
Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill
Teenage Whore - Hole
Jennifer's Body - Hole
Celebrity Skin - Hole
I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany
Wow! I Can Get Sexual, Too - Say Anything
Born This Way - Orville Peck
Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan
Hot To Go - Chappell Roan
Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana

Setup requirements

Sound System

Dressing Room

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