"Need a comedian who knows how to crack up every generation? I’m Morty Stein—a proud Boomer, stand-up comedian, and actor who’s spent years turning life’s chaos into laugh-out-loud stories. I’ve been seen in award-winning short films, national commercials (Apple, Rejuvia, After, The United Law Center), and a sitcom pilot that swept local film festivals.
I deliver clean, smart comedy that’s perfect for corporate events, fundraisers, and private parties. I can even tailor my set to your audience—whether it’s Millennials, Boomers, or Gen Z (who I secretly think might just be aliens). Book me for a show your guests will talk about long after the lights go down."
2 reviews
Marni C.
September 22, 2021Morty was very professional with our group of seniors and they enjoyed him very much. I appreciate his natural talent to warm the group up and change his material to better suit our audience, I would recommend him to anyone, young or old! Thank you Morty!!
Hired as: Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian
Dorothy V.
September 18, 2021Morty is not only a very funny comedian, and as an event planner you won't have to worry about his act. He is very professional and classy as he makes your audience laugh. He keeps his comedy PG13 or cleaner if you request. He is quick to answer any questions and can help you with other suggestions for entertainment. I used him as a standup comedian and producer as he brought an opening act and a middle act. He keeps his time limit promise. I was in a bind to rent a PA and he was able to bring his for a very affordable price. One more thing off my list. I definitely recommend Morty.
Hired as: Corporate Comedian, Stand-Up Comedian
Price range: Contact for rates
Gig length: 30 - 60 minutes
When you book me, you’re not just getting a comedian—you’re getting a professional entertainer who knows how to read a room and keep every guest engaged. Expect clean, sharp, and hilarious comedy that connects with all ages (yes, even your mother-in-law and your boss).
I show up prepared, on time, and easy to work with, tailoring my material to fit your event. Whether it’s a corporate function, private party, or fundraiser, I’ll bring energy, quick wit, and a performance your audience will talk about for weeks.
"They call me a Boomer—and I wear that badge proudly (after all, we invented sarcasm and lawn chairs). I’m Morty Stein, a stand-up comedian, actor, and storyteller who has spent years performing across stages, screens, and everything in between. My humor blends sharp wit with real-life absurdities, making my shows as relatable as they are unpredictable.
Highlights of my career include:
Cannes Film Festival selection for one of my short films (which I wrote, produced, and directed).
Acting credits in national commercials (Rejuvia, (link hidden), and The United Law Center).
A sitcom pilot that swept multiple awards at a local film festival.
Appearances on court TV shows and in eight short films.
Appeared at multiple Comedy Festivals
Produce a monthly show at The Punchline Comedy Club in Sacramento, CA
I bring clean, crowd-pleasing comedy to corporate events, private parties, and fundraisers. With me, you get a professional who’s easy to work with, experienced, and guaranteed to leave your audience laughing so hard they forget about their phones. After all, I’m a Boomer—so I’ve got stories, wisdom, and just enough ‘back in my day’ jokes to keep everyone in stitches."
You dont have access to any sound or lighting? No Problem! I can also supply a quality sound and light system for your event. I also produce shows and can provide a show with additional comedians as well. Prices and availability can vary
I do not need a stage, but do require a professional microphone and PA. Dont have a PA? No problem. For an additional fee, I can supply a state of the art sound system.
Stand-Up Comedian
