"From the moment she takes the stage, Michelle draws audiences in with her instant likeability and sarcastic charm. She's real, relatable and most of all, hilarious!"
Michelle has been entertaining audiences across the country for 15 years, performing at the
nation's top comedy clubs as well as colleges, churches and for over 150 corporate clients.
Her clean, authentic brand of humor proves that you can be funny without being filthy and
makes her a hit with audiences of all types!
I have followed her since 2009 and even her Facebook posts make me laugh out loud! I saw Michelle perform at a comedy night in a local theater and fell in love with her humor! I contacted her to see if she would help me with a benefit for breast cancer awareness. Since that is a passion of hers as well, she agreed. The night was wonderfully funny. Everyone enjoyed her style of humor! Michelle is so good to work with and her material is spot on for anyone looking for a laugh! When her family planned a move the next year that didn't stop Michelle from helping me another event....even from 1,000 miles away. She couldn't perform but she helped me secure others for a show in June 2010.
Well, if you want funny Michelle is your girl!
I have seen her preform more than once and I have never been disappointed! So hilarious!
Thank you for the laughs, Michelle!
One of our best nights out. Super funny while being appropriate for all ages. Almost unheard of to be able to enjoy comedy across generations without being embarrassed. Can’t wait to see Michelle again!
Price Range: (phone number hidden)
Gig Length: 10 - 45 minutes
What to Expect
People always ask me "What type of comedian are you?" and I never really know what to say.
I don't sing, do impressions, play an instrument or have puppets. I don't do current event jokes or discuss politics, religion, race, creed, orientation or anything controversial. It's just me, a mic and material that is personal and stems from my real life and experiences. I'm definitely not one of those polarizing comedians that only certain people *get.*
My material is clean and non offensive. I talk about life. That's it.
If you've ever lived a single day as a human being on planet earth, chances are, you will be able to relate to something I've got to say.
Michelle Thomas is a woman with many titles. Wife. Mother. Comedian. Speaker. Native Texan. Georgia Transplant. Lover of Jesus, sweet tea, carbs and yoga pants. Hater of cardio, sharing food and real pants.
At the young age of 19, Michelle entered the world of stand up comedy, with her first performance at the Addison Improv on Halloween night in 2001.
From a wide eyed teen working every open mic within a hundred miles, performing for little to no (usually no) money to a nationally touring stand up comedian and speaker, it's been a wild ride to say the least!
She has spent the last 15 years performing across the country for colleges, churches, theaters, comedy clubs and over 150 corporate clients.
A husband, a move out of state and 3 kids later, she's still going strong with no intention of slowing down!
In addition to comedy, Michelle is an accomplished Christian speaker, traveling the country with her "Journey" presentations.
What is "Journey"?
The name is used to illustrate the fact that every woman has been on a different journey in their life; a certain series of events and circumstances that have molded them in to who they are today.
"Some women have walked harder paths and endured rougher terrain than others and those are the women I aim to reach. The women that
are now weary and down trodden; the women that feel useless and broken and want to give up....
those are the women that weigh heavy on my heart.
I have walked in their shoes. I have experienced pain and loss and depression and felt that same sense of worthlessness; I've wanted to give up, to end it all. I once felt like I served no purpose here on earth and was a mistake.
Because of God, however, I now stand here today a restored woman.
My wounds have healed and the scars are merely reminders of what made me who I am.
God brought me through the darkness and out the other side; He has blessed me beyond measure and filled my soul with joy and now it is time for me to share my story with others."
What does the Journey ministry do?
"I reach women through "Journey" seminars. These can be big or small, held at a church, conference,
luncheon, retreat, women's meeting...literally anywhere."
The presentation consists of:
A 30 minute comedy act followed by:
*Her detailed testimony (which can be found on her website)
*A message pin pointing the many promises of the bible and scriptures
regarding healing, God's plan, verses of encouragement and hope.
(A slide show is included when the venue's audio/visual
equipment allows one)
*(Optional) Singer that performs 3 songs (The venue chooses whether
they prefer traditional or contemporary music)
*The Gospel is shared in the hopes that at least one soul was touched
enough to accept Christ in to her life.
*Handout/Takeaway notes (that include the verses used during the
Additional Booking Notes
Adequate microphone and sound equipment required.
Past Booked Events
|December 09, 2017 • 8:00pm - 9:00pm||Corporate Event|
adequate microphone and sound equipment