Krystal Kurio

Professional, adaptable artist capable of performing for all audiences. Shows can be family-friendly, include adult humor, or find a balance in-between where the adult jokes fly right over young ones' heads! My stage work is interactive, utilizing volunteers for each act, but can be performed without. Most acts can be adapted to ambiant entertainment and some roaming (performing short sets for small groups at a large event, similar to strolling magic).

Emcee, dancer, friend of Clowns and professional swallower, Krystal Kurio has been a staple of the LA Variety stage for the last decade. She has performed internationally, is President of FreakShow Deluxe Los Angeles, a principal dancer with The Dollface Dames, a Go Big Show Semi-Finalist and has been featured on Got Talent Espana, BuzzFeed, Good Mythical Morning, and CBS's The Late Late Show with James Corden. She set the Guiness World Record for most wire hangers swallowed and bent in the throat in one minute in 2025.

For stage performances, I prefer a minimum 6'x8' space, but can work with less if necessary. Space MUST be level. For larger audiences or larger spaces, microphone and speakers required, handheld wireless preferred.

Ambient work requires a barrier or buffer of at least 3' between me and audience. Must be enforced by someone; I can bring an assistant to do so for an additional fee.