Pls hire me, im funny. Shell of horseshoe crab. Idk what to out here.
Uh, alcohol? I'm the symbol of peak masculinity
Lmao I've never done comedy before, but I can tell a decent story and I ~think~ I'm somewhat funny. A lot of what i can tell is about my time in retail, college, union work, and just real life stuff. Im a normal dude with a decent life I have. Not my specialty so I'm just here to see what happens. I'd like to do something on stage. Or private events. Idk, im a gambler so go for it and book me. My friends think im funny. My family calls me "funcle." The funny uncle. I'm good at golf. Shanks are my specialty. Idk what else to put here. I just like making people laugh a little and I just like being myself. I'm definitely not someone your kids should listen to. Uhhh, I hope you have a great day
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Write a reviewPrice range: $25 – $50 per event
Languages: English
Gig length: 10 - 30 minutes
I'm gonna talk about some funny stuff. I mean, im 22, in college, and in a fraternity. I got plenty to make jokes about.
Basically, please?
22. White boy perm. I'm pretty cool to hang out with I guess.
Don't make me look as fat as I am.
I go with the flow.
I saw randy feltface once. My act is nothing like that tho.
None??? A mic I guess
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