I perform standup comedy

I offer an all-inclusive, somewhat interactive standup comedy routine, in which there is zero gratuitous sex talk and no violence, although I do curse about as much as most "Decent" people do during "Normal" conversation. I do not attack any groups nor get into politics or "Messages." I am a bookworm and a word nerd who also used to run in a gang. I love people, but people also get on my nerves sometimes, which Is why 99.9% of people on earth can relate to my comedy, because they can say the same.

I am a native of Oakland, California. I am a graduate of U.C. Berkeley with a degree in Sociology. I rescued hostages in Iran with the 101st Airborne. I've been baptized in 4 religions: Protestant, Methodist, Baptist, and as a Jehovah's Witness. I am not religious at all, but I am very spiritual. I am a baby-boomer. I've published a murder mystery, "Dark Lilly E.," and a children's picture book, "Poetic Percy Python," both of which can be found on Amazon and at Barnes & Noble. I was a semi-pro poker player for 35 years, and a professional poker dealer for 20 years. I have done a lot and I HAVE LIVED a lot, and I'll never stop "Doing" or "Living" until the day I die. My comedy stems from my extremely diverse life experiences and is all about the Human Condition of which every human-being can relate to.

All I require is enough light to see me by but not so much that I'm blinded by it. And of course, a stage--or stage area--and a microphone.