Hello, my name is Markus Dietz. I am a stand up comedian and show producer of ten years out of Las Vegas, Nevada. I specialize in one liner comedy and long winded stories about my dysfunctional family.
2 reviews
Kenneth C.
June 23, 2025Hilarious stories great buildup jokes
Hired as: Comedian
Heel Stable Entertainment
Thank you Kenneth for your feedback!
Stephanie C.
June 23, 2025I saw this guy at a comedy show at Wise Guys. Funniest stories I've ever heard!! Hands down the funniest comedian that night.
Hired as: Comedy Show
Heel Stable Entertainment
Thank you Stephanie. I appreciate the review. Glad I could make you laugh.
Price range: $250 and up
Languages: English
Gig length: 15 - 90 minutes
I’m a one liner comic. Pg-13 content. I mostly make fun of myself and those closest to me. I dabble in story telling, mostly about my dysfunctional family.
Hello my name is Markus and I’m an artist. The easiest way to explain myself; ARTIST. I’ve been doing standup comedy for 10 years, I also work as a photographer , pro wrestling manager and booker, I book bands and tours for bands. I wear a lot of hats. But I was out on this earth to make people laugh.
Haircut
I’m fat
Grindr
Pro wrestling
Toothbrushes
Jigsaw
Robin Williams
My father
Louis CK
Anne Flagg
My wife
Judge Judy Brown
The security guard from Rob and Big
Comedian
