Dylan Rhymer is an award-winning comedian and actor who has entertained audiences all over the world with his intelligent and fast-paced stand-up comedy. He is as comfortable in front of a crowd of a thousand as he is in a small cozy pub. Skilled and experienced as an MC, headliner or event host he is the perfect fit for your event.
Credits include Comedy Now! 1 hour special for CTV, CBC's The Debaters, Once Upon A Time (ABC), Psych (USA), Just For Laughs, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Vancouver Comedy Festival, Chicago Sketchfest, Glasgow Comedy Festival and clubs across Canada, USA and Europe. Winner of The People's Champ comedy competition, Western Canada's largest stand-up competition.
20 reviews
Cranley P. C. A.
December 13, 2025Dylan arrived late, was unprepared, and delivered dull, low-quality material that included inappropriate and questionable content.
The crowd was not impressed
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Jillian H.
November 30, 2025We loved having dylan perform at our small party last evening. We had a bit of extra time so he was able to meet the guests and hang around with us before the performance which was lovely. He was so funny and his show was enjoyed by everybody, no matter what their age. We would definitely have him back again!
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Jenn M.
December 16, 2024Dylan was a huge hit at our company Xmas party! He showed up and started and we were immediately relieved as soon as he did, hiring a comedian online you just never know what you’re going to get and he had our whole party laughing the whole time, he interacted with the crowd and had everyone talking after the show about how funny he was! A must hire. We will see you again Dylan! Thank you
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Arnd B.
April 22, 2024Dylan did a great job performing at my wife's birthday party in April 2024. I sent him info about the guests and he wrote a custom show for us, poking fun at people. Thanks for a well-delivered performance.
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Dylan Rhymer
Thanks Arnd! You guys were loads of fun to make fun of! I hope the rest of the party was a blast.
Dwayne S.
January 11, 2024Dylan was amazing. He showed up on time, ready to go. He had done his research on us and was able to be immediately relatable to the audience. I made a bad joke while trying to warm up the room for him, and he leaned right into it and made me look good as a result! I would recommend Dylan for anyone looking to liven up their corporate or private event. And he loves banana's - just saying :)!!
Hired as: Comedian
Price range: Contact for pricing
Languages: English, French
Gig length: 10 - 60 minutes
I am a professional comedian with more than 20 years' experience under my belt. I have entertained audiences all over the world, on TV, in radio, in video games, in front of thousands and in living rooms and kitchens. I even did a bathroom once. In all cases my natural love for comedy and curiosity about people has made every experience a special one. While I am proud of my carefully written material, I really love the improvisation that comes with being in front of a live crowd and the wonderful and strange avenues that talking to a crowd can take you down. This is what makes me a perfect comedian for pretty much any event. If the people want to have a good time then I'm having a great time.
"A very entertaining comic with more to say than most. Rhymer has the ability to take a controversial topic, make it funny, even silly at times and say something relevant." -The Serious Comedy Site (Canada)
For 20 years Dylan Rhymer has delighted and challenged audiences all over the world with his intelligent, provocative and fast-paced brand of stand-up comedy. Rhymer explores social issues, philosophy and current events through the lens of his own insecurities and stupid shortcomings in a way that everyone can relate to. He has a sharp and imaginative style that thrills audiences while encouraging them to think. Edgy, charming and hilarious, Dylan Rhymer is truly in a class of his own.
His credits include:
. Comedy Now! 1-hour national TV special for CTV / The Comedy Network
. 1 hour special Dylan Rhymer: Deliverance / Live at the Waldorf
. CBC's The Debaters (Radio comedy panel series)
. Headlined clubs across Canada, The United States and Europe
. 1st place winner People's Champ Comedy Competition (Canada)
. Glasgow Comedy Festival (Scotland)
. Brighton Fringe Festival (UK)
. Once Upon A Time (ABC)
. Psych (USA Network)
. The Dead Zone (Space Network)
. Bumbershoot Arts Festival
. The Edinburgh Fringe Festival
. Vancouver Comedy Festival
. Chicago Sketchfest
. World Urban Festival
. Newfoundland Screech WinterLaff Festival
. Hubcap Comedy Festival
. The Improv (LA)
As well, he created and performed the character Dick Hackney, obnoxious 80's stand-up comic, for the hugely popular video game Scarface: the World is Yours (Radical Games). Players can shoot at him with very large guns on a regular basis.
Microphone and stand, stool or chair, a glass of water. That's about it. I can also do shows without these if it's a more casual event like a house party.
Friday
Christmas Party
7:00pm - 7:45pm
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Surrey, BC
Saturday
House Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
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North Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Corporate Event
7:00pm - 8:30pm
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Langley, BC
Sunday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 12:30pm
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Parksville, BC
Wednesday
Corporate Event
8:30pm - 9:00pm
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Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 6:45pm
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Vancouver, BC
Friday
Corporate Event
9:00pm - 10:00pm
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Delta, BC
Saturday
Christmas Party
8:30pm - 9:00pm
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New Westminster, BC
Friday
Christmas Party
8:00pm - 9:30pm
•
Princeton, BC
Wednesday
Corporate Event
7:00pm - 7:45pm
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Victoria, BC
Thursday
Corporate Event
1:30pm - 2:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 9:00pm
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North Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Christmas Party
6:30pm - 7:30pm
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Victoria, BC
Friday
Christmas Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
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Langley, BC
Friday
Corporate Event
9:30pm - 10:30pm
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Kelowna, BC
Saturday
Christmas Party
8:00pm - 8:30pm
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Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Grand Opening
10:00pm - 11:00pm
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Campbell River, BC
Friday
Christmas Party
2:00pm - 2:30pm
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Vancouver, BC
Thursday
Cocktail Party
6:00pm - 7:00pm
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West Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:30pm - 8:30pm
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Qualicum Beach, BC
Saturday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 9:30pm
•
Vancouver, BC
Tuesday
Corporate Event
7:00pm - 7:45pm
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Vancouver, BC
Saturday
Dinner Party
7:00pm - 7:30pm
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Langford, BC
Original stand up comedy.
Jim Gaffigan, Wanda Sykes, Lenny Bruce, Monty Python, Bill Burr, Kids In The Hall, Dylan Moran, Baroness Von Sketch Show
A stage area. Stool or chair. Glass of water.
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