David Catash

When audiences come to see me, they’re in for a high-energy, clean, and wildly relatable comedy experience. I deliver a performance that’s filled with animated storytelling, character impersonations, and heartfelt humor that crosses cultural lines and brings people together through laughter.

Whether it’s a packed comedy club, a church fellowship hall, or a corporate stage, I bring the same passion, professionalism, and purpose to every event.

If You’re in the Audience, Expect:
Big laughs from real-life stories — especially about family, step-parenting, military life, and growing up in the South

Engaging impersonations — from grandmas to coworkers to church folk, & celebrities... I bring characters to life on stage

Clean, feel-good comedy that never punches down or makes people uncomfortable

Moments of connection — I talk to the audience, not at them

A show you’ll remember — and want to bring your family to next time

If You’re the Client, You’ll Get:
A professional, experienced performer who’s been working stages since 2016

Someone who is punctual, easy to work with, and flexible to your event’s needs

A polished set that’s tailored to your audience — whether it’s faith-based, family-friendly, or comedy club-ready

No surprises: You’ll know exactly what type of content I’ll deliver, and I’m happy to adjust based on your preferences

Tech-savvy support if needed — I also offer media production, livestreaming, and can even bring quality sound/video gear if required

Engagement beyond the mic — I’m available to greet guests, take photos, and help make your event memorable start to finish

From churches and schools to nightclubs and reunions, I’ve performed for all types of crowds and I know how to keep people laughing while keeping it clean and classy. If you want someone who brings both heart and humor — I’m your guy.

Let me know the room. I’ll bring the funny.

My name is David Catash Morch, but most people know me on stage as Catash — a clean comedian, Christian rapper, actor, and U.S. Army veteran who brings high-energy storytelling, impersonations, and relatable humor to stages across the country.

I’ve been performing stand-up since 2016, and my material draws from a life that’s anything but average. I’ve been a part of five different families (yep, FIVE — it’s a long story), crossing cultural, racial, and generational lines. That blended family chaos, Southern upbringing, and military discipline all come together in a style that’s animated, honest, and always funny.

WHAT I DO
I specialize in clean, crowd-friendly comedy that hits home with diverse audiences — from church folks to cruise ship crowds to comedy club regulars. My act is full of hilarious, heartfelt stories about step-parenting, growing up country, and finding your way when life keeps remixing your plans. And yes — my impersonations are wild enough to make your auntie fall out her seat.

As a performer, I don’t just tell jokes. I connect. Whether I’m headlining a club, opening for national acts, or emceeing an event, I aim to leave the audience uplifted and laughing with something real to remember.

CREDITS
Since starting comedy in 2016, I’ve performed at:

*The Laugh Factory – Los Angeles, CA

*Funny Bone Comedy Clubs – Virginia Beach & Richmond, VA

*Push Comedy Theater – Norfolk, VA

*Uptown Comedy Corner – Atlanta, GA

*Atlanta Comedy Theater – Atlanta, GA

*Plus churches, schools, festivals, family reunions, and stages across the South

I’ve hosted, featured multiple times and headlined select events, known for my ability to read the room and bring laughs without crossing the line.

MORE THAN COMEDY
In addition to comedy, I’m part of Armageddon Entertainment, a Christian hip-hop group that fuses gospel truth with hard-hitting lyricism and performance. We’ve released international music, including in Nigeria, and we bring ministry with a message — from the streets to the stage.

I’m also the owner of EJW Media, where I provide professional videography, livestreaming, and editing services for weddings, concerts, corporate events, and more. My background in media helps me bring a polished, production-minded approach to every performance I do.

STYLE & APPROACH
Clean but not corny

Southern but universal

Faith-based but funny first

Smart, heartfelt, and highly physical

My comedy style mixes Kevin Hart energy, Sinbad-style storytelling, and a touch of Tyler Perry-level family drama (without the wig).

If you’ve got a crowd that’s ready to laugh — but you want to keep it family-friendly or faith-forward — I’m your guy. Perfect for:

Church Events

Family Reunions

Comedy Clubs

Corporate Functions

Colleges

Nonprofit Galas

Festivals

Cruise Ships

Clean Night Comedy Series

A FEW FUN FACTS:
I’m originally from Southampton County, Virginia

I’m possibly related to Nat Turner (yes, that Nat Turner)

I’m a proud stepdad and speak openly (and hilariously) about blended families

I’m passionate about Black history and spiritual empowerment — and I blend that into my art

My comedy anniversary is April 28, 2016

Final Thought:
I bring laughs that come from life, not just punchlines. If you need someone who’s funny, professional, spiritually grounded, and able to rock a mic in any room — let’s talk. God bless, and watch out for those impersonations!

Technical Requirements – David “Catash” Morch Comedy Show

To ensure the best possible experience for your audience, here are the preferred technical needs for my performance. I’m flexible and able to adapt to various venues, but having the right setup helps the show run smoothly.

General Setup:
Performance Type: Solo stand-up comedy (no props or special effects required)

Set Length: 15–45 minutes (can adjust based on event needs)

Style: Clean, animated, interactive, high-energy

Sound:
Microphone:

Preferred: Wireless handheld mic

Acceptable: Wired handheld mic or lapel mic (if stage movement is limited)

PA System:

Must be loud and clear enough to reach entire audience

Monitor speaker preferred if space is large or outdoors

Audio Input:

If music cues are needed (e.g., for hybrid comedy/music shows), I can provide audio via phone, USB, or laptop

Lighting:
Basic stage lighting is preferred to keep me well-lit throughout the performance

No strobe or flashing lights unless specifically requested

Adjustable or dimmable house lights for audience visibility (for interaction)

Stage:
Minimum Performance Space: 6 ft x 8 ft clear space

Raised platform or stage preferred, but not required for small/close-knit venues

Please keep the performance area clear of obstacles, wires, or distractions

Optional (But Helpful):
Bottle of water on stage

Small stool or chair (optional, for seated moments or storytelling)

Access to sound check at least 30 minutes before showtime

Access to power outlets if I’m providing music, slides, or livestream/recording support

Add-On Services (If Requested):
Livestreaming or event videography (through EJW Media)

Opening or closing prayer/message for church events

Host/emcee duties for multi-performer lineups

Custom music/comedy blend performance (as part of Armageddon Entertainment)

If your venue has limitations or special needs, I’m happy to work with what you have — just let me know ahead of time. The goal is to make sure your audience has a seamless and unforgettable experience.