The Laugh Therapist

Chesapeake, VA

$650-3,500+

Travels nationwide

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Keynote Comedic Speaking

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I appeared on “Coast Comedy Live", hosted by April Woodard and Chandler Nunnally on WTKR 3.

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Harrisonburg Va.

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MC'ing at Gala at Rivers Casino Portsmouth

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SuperBowl Champion Fred Stokes

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Myself and Norfolk State President Dr. J. I was performing comedy at a NSU retirement event

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Comedic Speaking at a Prison in Virginia

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Comedy

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Speaking

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Comedy Virginia Tech Fellowship of Christian Athletes

Overview

Vernard T. Hines, known as The Laugh Therapist™, is a clean comedian, speaker, author, and retired U.S. Army Sergeant First Class who uses humor to bring laughter, connection, and encouragement to audiences. A two-tour Iraq War veteran, Vernard combines real-life experiences, military stories, marriage, family, aging, and everyday observations into relatable comedy.

His signature message, “Laughter is a Healthy Dose of Therapy,” has connected with audiences at corporate events, churches, conferences, veteran organizations, and community events. Vernard delivers clean, engaging comedy that proves you can have people laughing without compromising the message.


Reviews

16 reviews

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Cynthia Y.

July 16, 2023
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Super Funny!!!

The Laugh Therapist was totally hilarious! You performed at my family reunion and it was amazing! We left from beginning to end. I highly recommend him for any family, Christian, or clean comedy event.

Hired as: Christian Comedian, Comedian


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Tiandria H.

July 8, 2023
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So Funny & Memorable! Book Now!

I booked the Laugh Therapist for my wedding. He was super responsive leading up to the wedding and he was punctual too. When I booked him I told him exactly what type of guests would be there lol 😂 I’m sure he would say it was spot on. Omg his set was so funny and everybody said they loved it. He even stuck around to mingle with guests and take pictures. Such a class act. Thanks so much for making my wedding special and memorable.

Hired as: Christian Comedian, Comedian

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The Laugh Therapist

Thank you very much for having me! I pray God continue to bless your marriage! Also to find out that your maiden name was Hines was icing on the cake! I had a ball!


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Marc N.

December 5, 2022
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Great event

We really enjoyed Vernard. He was great to communicate with and we were very pleased with the event.

Hired as: Christian Comedian

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The Laugh Therapist

Thank you Pastor Marc. The Energy of the audience and Hospitality of your staff was 5 star!


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Sebrina B.

April 13, 2022

Get Your Therapy!

Vernard is funny! He has performed twice for Girlfriends Tea at a luncheon last year and at our 2nd annual conference this past weekend. This year's performance had eveyone in stitches. I sent out a conference review to rate the speakers in paragraph style. The women mentioned Vernard and rated him as Excellent! Thank you, Vernard! The Bible says: "laughter doeth good like medicine." Keep giving us our medicine. 🙂

Hired as: Comedian


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Merge

April 12, 2022

Crak’n Up

He is so funny, I love clean humor. 😂

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $650-3,500+

Languages: English

Gig length: 30 - 60 minutes

What to expect

When you hire The Laugh Therapist®, you get more than a comedian you get an experienced entertainer who knows how to connect with people and make them laugh without relying on profanity or offensive material.

Expect clean, high-energy, relatable comedy drawn from real life, marriage, family, aging, military experiences, and everyday situations we can all recognize. With more than 20 years of military service and years of experience performing and speaking to diverse audiences, Vernard knows how to read a room, engage the crowd, and deliver humor appropriate for the occasion.

Whether it’s a corporate event, church program, nonprofit event, conference, comedy show, military or veteran event, or special celebration, clients can expect professionalism from booking through the final applause.

As The Laugh Therapist®, Vernard's goal is simple: bring people together through laughter and leave them feeling better than when they arrived.

Laughter is a Healthy Dose of Therapy!

About

Vernard "The Laugh Therapist®" Hines is a nationally recognized clean comedian, motivational speaker, and author who uses humor, storytelling, and faith-centered encouragement to inspire audiences across the country. A retired Army veteran, and a Peer Recovery Specialist. Vernard has built a reputation for delivering powerful, engaging performances that blend laughter with meaningful life lessons, creating experiences that are both entertaining and transformative.

Vernard is the author of the newly released book Laughing in the Dark, Healing in the Light, a heartfelt and inspiring work that shares his journey of resilience, faith, and personal growth. Through his writing and live performances, he challenges audiences to find hope in difficult seasons, strengthen relationships, and embrace healing through authenticity, purpose, and joy.

Known for his energetic stage presence and relatable storytelling style, Vernard has performed for churches, military audiences, corporate events, conferences, comedy venues, and community organizations. His signature approach—often described as “laugh therapy” creates a safe and uplifting atmosphere where audiences feel encouraged, empowered, and connected.

In addition to his solo work, Vernard co-leads United on Purpose alongside his wife, Latricia “Trish” Hines. Together, they provide marriage and relationship coaching, workshops, and speaking engagements focused on strengthening families, blended households, and faith-based relationships.

Vernard’s mission is to use laughter as a catalyst for healing, unity, and personal transformation, reminding audiences everywhere that joy and purpose can be found even in life’s most challenging moments.

Additional booking notes

For the best experience, a handheld wireless microphone and sound system appropriate for the room are preferred. A well-lit performance area with the audience seated reasonably close helps create the best comedy experience.

For events with meals, performing after meal service is preferred when possible.

These are simply preferences and can be adjusted based on the venue and event setup. The goal is to work with you to make your event a success.

Setup requirements

Client is to provide Microphone and Sound System

Stool when possible