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Crash Reads Cards

Crash Reads Cards

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  • Minneapolis, MN
  • Tarot Reader
  • Travels up to 30 miles
  • $150 and up
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My name is Crash, and I'm a queer & trans Tarot reader, witch, artist, and spiritual seeker living on Očhéthi Šakówiŋ (Dakota Sioux) & Ojibwe/Anishinaabe land in what's now called Minneapolis, MN. My drinking water currently comes from the Mississippi River.

My readings have been described as "scary accurate," "intense," and "idiomatic." I think of myself as unconventional, and maybe a tiny bit irreverent. I sometimes describe my reading process as translating each card as a word, and then interpreting them together as a sentence or phrase. My goal is to work together to make sure the phrase is clearly stated and understood before we part ways!


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Price Range: $150 and up

Gig Length: 30 - 480 minutes

Languages: English

What to Expect

One -on-one Tarot readings OR readings with an audience (events). My typical event readings take 10-15 minutes but longer readings can be done one-on-one or for guests of honor as requested.

About

Hi, my name is Crash, my pronouns are they/them, and I've been reading Tarot casually since 2013 and more seriously since 2016. I've been interested in witchy things since I was a young teenager, but didn't get a chance to practice until I was in my early twenties. Since picking up an eclectic, agnostic, and largely secular craft, some of my favorite things have been cartomancy (divination by cards), knot magic, and protection tokens—charms, talismans, and amulets.

Since acquiring the first deck I could read without a guide open in 2016 (The Raven's Prophecy by Maggie Steifvater), I've accumulated a small collection of Tarot decks as gifts, trades, and hand-me-downs. I've also found that I enjoy reading, and that I'm good at it. It's something that I really resonate with. Unlike modern capitalism, neurotypical society, and the overhead light.

My readings have been described as "scary accurate," "intense," and "idiomatic." I think of myself as unconventional, and maybe a tiny bit irreverent. I still have the Raven's deck and it still smells like some kind of fruity beer someone spilled on it during a wilderness trip in 2019.

Right now my favorite deck to read with is Welcome to Night Vale's Hayworth Tarot, my favorite incense smell is amber, and my favorite material to use in witchcraft right now is art and paper.

When I'm not reading cards, I'm doing mutual aid work, listening to too many podcasts with interrelated hosts, or petting the many dogs in my house (2, sisters) or cats in my heart—one brown, two black, a tuxie, and a ghost.

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Additional Booking Notes

It's very helpful to be away from other amplified speech or loud music (performances, DJs) so people can hear me and I can hear them!

Services Offered

Tarot Reader Psychic Entertainment

Set List

Reading options include (but are not limited to):

Love
Work
Decision making
Spirit/ancestor communication
Artistic inspiration

Setup Requirements

A table at least 2 feet by 3 feet

2 chairs (one for me, one for querents) or more for friends of querent

light enough to see cards by

An area as far as possible from loud music or amplified speech

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