Comedy Tresspass

I’m difficult to book. I dont like public attention. I was dragged into this because i have a Supreme Addiction. I dont like social media. I’m not conservative. I cuss in my every day life and on stage. I dont smoke. I dont choke. I dont Coke.
All shows will be done MMA format. Qualifiers will begin two weeks prior and all companion dogs must be enrolled in a prestigious school or risk being ridiculed by the line judges. Also you will fight to the death.
In closing, math is the only truth. See ya in the back. But dont approach.