Comedian David Carter

Arlington, VA

$500 - $3500

Travels up to 200 miles

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Overview

Not all comedians are created equal - some are actually funny. A Virginia native with over 20 years of experience, David brings sharp, customized material and guaranteed laughs to every performance. Whether it's a corporate event, private party, or special event, this comedian knows how to read the room and deliver a show that's smart, engaging, and unforgettable.


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Jynell M.

September 12, 2025

Side splitting comedian

David Carter is an awesome comedian who never disappoints! His humor is rooted in everyday life, which makes it so easy to relate to. He has a gift for turning the ordinary things we all experience into hilarious moments, giving us the chance to laugh at ourselves along the way. Every performance leaves me entertained and looking forward to the next one!

Hired as: Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: $500 - $3500

Languages: English

Gig length: 15 - 60 minutes

What to expect

Audiences see a high-energy, interactive show filled with real-life stories and sharp, relatable humor. David Carter’s comedy connects with people from all walks of life, mixing big laughs with crowd participation that keeps everyone engaged from start to finish.
Clients get a professional, versatile comedian who tailors his performance to fit their event. Whether it’s a comedy club, corporate event, private party, or special celebration, David delivers edgy entertainment that’s always engaging, uplifting, and memorable. He not only makes people laugh—he leaves them inspired.

About

Comedian David Carter is a Virginia native whose comedy blends raw honesty, quick wit, and crowd interaction. With over 20 years of experience, he’s performed at top venues like Gotham Comedy Club, DC Improv, The Birchmere, and even Yuk Yuk’s in Toronto. David has opened for legends including Paul Mooney, John Witherspoon, and Nephew Tommy.

His brand, Section 8 Comedy, turns humble beginnings into hilarious, uplifting stories that prove no matter where you start, you’re destined for greatness. From comedy clubs to corporate events, birthday parties to ladies’ night out, David delivers laughter that connects with every crowd.

Additional booking notes

Minimal Needs (small/private events):

Quiet space with audience seating arranged toward performance area.

Microphone and speaker preferred.

Adequate lighting so audience can see performer.

Preferred Setup (clubs, theaters, large events):

Stage or performance area at least 8’ x 8’.

Professional sound system with microphone (corded or wireless).

Stage/spot lighting.

Monitor speakers (for larger rooms).

Venue sound technician for setup, if available.

Past booked events

December 2025

06

Saturday

60th Birthday Celebration

6:00pm - 10:00pm

November 2025

15

Saturday

50th Birthday Celebration

6:00pm - 11:00pm

Setup requirements

Microphone (handheld or wireless preferred)

PA system / sound system

Mic stand

Well-lit performance area

Bottle of water

Parking

On-site contact person

Stool or Chair

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