Comedian Christina Thomas

Warwick, RI

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Travels up to 120 miles

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Overview

Guaranteed to make you laugh! I have 18 years experience in Stand-Up Comedy. I can perform for big crowds, small crowds, private parties, cookouts, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, you name it. My material is 18 and over and I will provide a solid 40 minute set. I have worked at large venues including, Mohegan Sun, Fox Woods, Twin River Casino, and more. I have traveled all over New England performing at all typed of Venues and Private Parties. If you want a fun night of Comedy, call me for your next function.


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Kat E.

April 29, 2023

Needs a Netflix Special!!

We saw Christina at 1620 Winery in Plymouth, and although she was a middle act, everyone at our 20 person table agreed she should’ve headlined! In the bathroom, everyone was raving about how hilarious she was and was brainstorming ideas to get her on Netflix. Hire her, you won’t be disappointed.

Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian

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Booking information

Price range: Contact for rates

Languages: English

Gig length: 30 - 45 minutes

What to expect

I will provide a 30-45 minute comedy show for the customer. The audience is guaranteed to have a great time. I can do traditional Stand Up, crowd work, basically whatever type of stand up comedy comedy you want. No stage or lawn is too small. I have worked all types of events, parties and fundraisers. I would require a small space to do my set, but I do not require a stage. I have done backyard parties. I also have a small PA System if needed.

About

HELLO! Thank You for checking out my profile. I have listed my BIO first and then location, pricing details, etc. Enjoy!

Between being in the military, being a lesbian, wearing hearing aids and having OCD, I decided it was time to try comedy because I have a lot of material to talk about.

After years of making my co-workers laugh at the lunch table, I decided to take the stage in 2008 and became a semi-finalist in the Catch a New Rising Star Competition at Twin River Casino. From there, I have performed at clubs and venues all over New England to include Comedy Connection, Comix at Fox Woods, Twin River and Mohegan Sun. I was a semi-finalist in the 2011 Rhode Island Comic Throw down, a semi-finalist in the Funniest Comic in New England Contest in 2012 and 2014, and I was a Quarter Finalist in the Last Comic Standing Contest at Comix Comedy Club at Foxwoods Casino. I have featured for many New England Comedians and co-headlined at Twin River Casino.

I am a retired Army Veteran of 25 years. I use my everyday life experiences to keep the crowd laughing and wondering what I am going to say next. I have high energy, unique stage presence and I use my ability to take any situation and find humor in it which helps me to not take life too seriously. Well that, and medication helps.

I am located in Rhode Island and will travel for shows. My fee ranges on how far I need to Travel, how big the audience is and how long of a set I do. I can discuss prices with you when we talk.

My style of comedy is always changing. I am animated and not afraid to stand on chairs, roll around on stage or interact with the audience. I can adapt to any audience ranging from 18-70.

I have done shows at the Zoo, Camping events, Christmas parties, Bachelor parties, and fundraisers. If the customer wants a show, I will provide a professional, hilarious show wherever they want to have it. Laughter is the best medicine and that is why I started doing stand up. I love making people laugh and will continue to do it for years to come! So contact me for your next event!

- Christina

Additional booking notes

I need a small space to perform my set, but it does not need to be a stage. I need lighting if the event is outdoors at night and I need an electrical outlet close by to plug in my PA

Past booked events

May 2016

21

Saturday

Birthday (Adult)

7:00pm - 9:00pm

Belchertown, MA

April 2016

28

Thursday

Lemongrass, Warwick, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

March 2016

26

Saturday

Indigo Pizza, Coventy RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

February 2016

20

Saturday

Retirement Party

5:00pm - 9:00pm

Woonsocket, RI

14

Sunday

J. Allen's Lounge, Pittsfield, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

05

Friday

Warwick Knights of Columbus Warwick, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

January 2016

22

Friday

Cranston Portuguese Club, Cranston, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

18

Monday

The Pub on Park, Cranston, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

16

Saturday

Birthday (Adult)

7:30pm - 8:15pm

Avon, CT

14

Thursday

Cabot Pub, Chicopee, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

December 2015

31

Thursday

The Ally Theatre, Middleboro, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

23

Wednesday

Comix at Mohegan Sun

7:00pm - 8:00pm

17

Thursday

Garage Bar and Grill, Cranston, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

November 2015

21

Saturday

The Ally Theatre, Middleboro, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

20

Friday

The Village, Providence, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

October 2015

30

Friday

Cabot Pub, Chicopee, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

23

Friday

North Attleboro Elks, MA

7:00pm - 8:00pm

10

Saturday

Warwick Elks, Warwick, RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

September 2015

05

Saturday

Roadhouse Live, Twin River Casino, Lincoln RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

04

Friday

Roadhouse Live, Twin River Casino, Lincoln RI

7:00pm - 8:00pm

Set list

I tell jokes about anything you can think of. I am not a racist or offensive comic. I do not pick on the crowd ( unless I am asked to). There is comedy in everything and I find it. I write all my material. A lot of my jokes are based on my personnel experiences because I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and strange things happen. :)

Influences and inspiration

Working with talented headliners across New England to include: John Perrotta, Bill Simas, Ace Aceto, Mike Murray, Rockin Joe Hebert and many others has taught me how to work the stage and make people laugh no matter what the setting. Bill Simas gave me my first shot to open for him at Fox Woods in front of a crowd of 450. Bill is a huge influence on my comedy career and believed in me enough to host his own show at Fox Woods. John Perrotta was voted into the RI Comedy Hall Of Fame and he gave me my first shot at comedy. Years later I have been lucky enough to Co-Headline with him. John is a huge influence in my comedy career as well and I am grateful he gave me a chance.

Setup requirements

Electrical outlet for my PA

A small stage or space to perform

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