Carmiya's Clean Comedy

Rockville, MD

Apx $12/min

Travels up to 200 miles

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It's Awkward Keeping Kosher

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Life with kids

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Mothering While Jewish

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Overview

Clean comedian. Messy mom.
She won't perform on Shabbat but she'll slay on Sunday!

As one of the few Orthodox Jewish female comedians, she's a great match for a JEWISH event, JEWISH NON PROFIT event, SYNAGOGUE event, WOMEN's event, or SISTERHOOD event.


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Booking information

Price range: Apx $12/min

Languages: English

Gig length: 5 - 60 minutes

Insurance: $2,000,000 - From Insurance Canopy, apx $60, additional fee paid for by the Customer

What to expect

Your audience will see a clean set, by an observant Jewish mom. The jokes can reflect your group. My full set includes jokes about being a woman, wife, mom, and religious Jew, but shorter sets can focus on specific things that match the audience, including a few jokes tailored to your event. The set itself can be 5 min to 45 minutes. For an hour show, I would include a 15 minute Q&A, though a Q&A can be available for any length show.

About

BIO
Carmiya Weinraub is a DC-based comedian whose jokes reveal what life is like being a mom of 5 kids (exhausting) and being an observant Jew (exhausting, and kind of yummy). She has performed at Standup NY, the DC Comedy Festival, and the Interfaith Comedy College Tour. She is a regular at local clubs in DC and Maryland. Carmiya has been featured on NPR and the Washington Jewish Week for creating Interfaith Comedy, a nationally-touring show with comedians of different religions that aims to reduce prejudice and dispel myths.

TESTIMONIALS
“Carmiya Weinraub is hilarious! Nothing but rave reviews!”
-Congregation Beth Shalom, Atlanta, GA

“Carmiya is a hilarious comedian and a great comedy producer. Easy to work with, so fun and communicative, she makes the booking through performance smooth and easy.”
-Gordon Center for Performing Arts, Owings Mills, MD

“…Your humor resonated deeply with everyone present. Your wit, timing, and delivery were impeccable, and you created an atmosphere that had everyone laughing from start to finish. It’s not easy to get such a strong response, but you made it look effortless.”
– Jewish Heritage Club of Two Rivers, Odenton, MD

“As a modern Orthodox woman and mom, Carmiya has the magical ability to blend everyday “life” chaos with wit. Her comedy is the perfect balance of hilarious and wholesome. Highly recommend!”
-Temple Beth Ami, Rockville, MD

“It’s not fair that Mama gets paid to be funny.”
-One of her children

Additional booking notes

I bring everything - microphone, speakers, lighting, and a bar stool.

Influences and inspiration

Jim Gaffigan
Rita Rudner
Kathleen Madigan

Setup requirements

I bring everything: lighting, microphone, speakers, bar stool.

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