Brian Million is known for his quick wit that he brings to every performance. His ability to connect with audiences through his observational humor and ‘tell it like it is’ approach have helped him reach the FINALS in three of the areas hottest comedy contest; 2012 Funniest Person in Cincinnati, Dayton, and Columbus.
Brian is the producer/host of Funny Bone's Clash of the Comics-Cincinnati. He has also been featured on Cincinnati’s only local entertainment based talk show Fox19’s “Cincinnality” and Cincy Brew Ha Ha 2012.
“My comedy is as diverse as my life experiences have been. I’ve love performing clean as well as some edgier stuff for the comedy clubs.”
4 reviews
Bill T.
December 9, 2023I only think what Brian could do if he did comedy full time. This guy is 100% the funniest person I have seen in the last decade, well, maybe second to Fluffy. High praise for this inventive, timely, relevant comic on the small stage of Cincinnati Comedy. Brian, please retire and headline a national tour!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Peggy V.
May 15, 2018It was an elegant event and it was a family event and I asked for PG-13 and he wasn't prepared he did not get the the information
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Brian Million
I, respectfully, disagree. I was absolutely prepared for a PG13 rated event. However, I was not prepared for a PG13 event to have multiple children under the age of 10 yrs. One was an adorable 2 year old.
My subjects included;
-Lack of diversity (in the area where the event was held)
-Parenting and
-Men’s health.
I used one profane word (s- - t). I avoided using any others based on the initial reaction.
[PG-13 – Parents Strongly Cautioned
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. Parents are urged to be cautious. Some material may be inappropriate for pre-teenagers.]
Requesting a G rated event would have been more appropriate.
It was a very elegant and tasteful event. I’m really sorry the routine I prepared wasn’t a good fit. However, the material and performance was appropriate based on what was requested.
Sydney D.
September 13, 2017Brian is such a talented and wonderful individual. Brian is absolutely hilarious and he did a great job engaging the audience. I would highly recommend Brian for any of your events!
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Adam A.
July 21, 2015This guys comedy is so relevant. He can go on and off script. His timing is outstanding. Trust me don't sit up front!!! No one is safe from his humor. We will definately have him for a future event.
Hired as: Stand-Up Comedian
Price range: Contact for rates
Languages: English
Gig length: 20 - 60 minutes
Unions: N/A
A really fantastic comedic experience based on observations of life experiences that we all share including dating, relationship, parenting, and childhood experiences.
In addition to performing comedy, I love engaging the audience to ensure they have an amazing experience as well. My focus is to go beyond telling jokes in to having hilarious conversations!
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Saturday
Bridal Shower
4:00pm - 4:30pm
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Blue Ash, OH
Friday
Campus Event
7:00pm - 8:00pm
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Wilmington, OH
Friday
Holiday Party (Christmas)
3:30pm - 4:30pm
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West Chester, OH
Friday
Nightclub Event
11:00pm - 11:30pm
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Columbus, OH
Parenting, Dating, Relationships, Childhood
I have been influenced by countless comedians. Here are a few;
Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Patrice O’Neal, Bill Burr, Louis C.K., Kevin Hart, Bill Cosby, Greg Giraldo, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Steven Wright,…I could go on for hours.
Microphone
PA system
Stand-Up Comedian
