Abbit The Average
Mobile Mirth & Mischief Maker
Out of this world one-of-a-kind comedy.
Does this mic make my mouth look big?
Comic Entertainer
Performing for 4,000 Angels baseball fans! (It's nice to be surrounded by Angels.)
I may have to continue auditions for a magician's assistant.
Not exactly the blonde assistant I had in mind.
Here I am raising cane again!
I believe I was making some cutting remark just before she reacted like that.
Yup...I'm throwing up on stage in front of a corporate audience.
Do you like how the microphone matches my jacket?
Look! Another fan of Abbit!!
Speak no evil. See no evil. Hear no evil. Just good, CLEAN comedy!
Instant magician! Just add fun.
This is why magicians should be the only ones handling a magic wand! She's having a WANDerful time.
Sure, laugh at my broken prop!!
I think I'm the only juggler that goes up in the air like my props.
Here's lookin' at you, kid. I mean...here's a kid lookin' at you.
Silly Abbit, Trix® are for kids!
It's the 3 of clubs...and it's not a card trick.
Close-up miracles while you wait!
Festivals. Fairs. Fun.
Sleight of little hand.
I like a captive audience.
All hands on deck.
Nothing like a drum roll while I perform. Fortunately, I found a drummer in the crowd!
Hopefully the balloon won't pop. I hate broken hearts.
I can't believe my eyes. I don't think he can believe his either.
And some people hire me to be a director.
Shhhhhhhhh. She doesn't know.
It's Angelina Jolie!!!
That's a tiny poodle I made out of a pearl bracelet. Doggone impressive, if I do say so myself.
I prefer doing my own security checks.
I'm on a roll!!!
Abbit The Average - The king of prop!
With over 150 props, I'm ready for anything...even for the guests!
It's always nice when your vest matches the floor.
Overview
As one of the most requested comedy acts in Southern California, the Comedy Magic & Juggling Variety Show presented by Abbit The Average is a clean, high-energy, something-for-everyone performance with audience participation. Highlights include slow-motion juggling and an illusion that makes his head grow right before your eyes.
When not on stage, Abbit The Average performs as a Mobile Mirth & Mischief Maker, a one-of-a-kind strolling performer who combines hilarious physical and prop comedy with magic, juggling and non-stop shenanigans. It's unscripted, interactive and ideal for just about any event you can think of.
Reviews
91 reviews
Kenneth M.
June 5, 2017Everybody at my event enjoyed Abbit The Average
Abbit was great. He engaged everyone. His humor was excellent . The juggling and magic was perfect. He received rave reviews from all at my event.
Hired as: Comedy Magician, Juggler
Donna B.
June 8, 2015Perfection!
"Abbit the Average" is a clever misnomer for a great entertainer! He was perfection at the finest! Ours was a tough crowd – a corporate event for a Fortune 50 company that included families. Our ages ranged from babes in arms to the older, more distinguished members. All had a great time and left the event (ok, so we had to push them out!) with smiles on their faces and chuckles in their hearts. Jeff was able to aptly handle the age range seamlessly – he was engaging, entertaining, enthusiastic, enthralling, energetic, eager, exuberant, engrossing, enchanting and ebullient! I would book him again in a heartbeat!
Thanks for the memories, Jeff!
Hired as: Comedy Magician, Corporate Magician, Juggler, Strolling/Close-up Magician
Julie R.
April 6, 2015Amazing - Love him, will use again!!
Abbit was a HIT - the kids loved him and actually… so did the adults!! I was a little nervous ordering s magician site unseen and with no personal recommendation, but PLEASE TAKE MY RECOMMENDATION!!! He was so awesome and thought of everything, made the birthday girl feel special and included all the kids in the fun. Many parents and kids asked me for his contract info after!! Loved him and I wll use him again FOR SURE for the future parties!
Hired as: Children’s Party Magician, Comedy Magician
Lew K.
July 28, 2026Magic & Comedy
Abbit was great! showed up right on time, did a little over an hour, was a great surprise for my guests. He will work with you as well to include the guests requests. Really friendly and over all great time, would love to book him again!
thanks Abbit!
Hired as: Magician
Norma Z.
July 20, 2026Great Opening Act!
Nothing but great reviews by the audience of our 55+ community. It was a great show to get us started!
Hired as: Comedy Magician, Magician
Booking information
Price range: Contact for pricing
Languages: English
Gig length: 20 - 60 minutes
Insurance: Yes
What to expect
A fast-paced professional show with audience-tested material and non-stop laughs.
A unique show packed with audience participation.
A memorable, feel good experience that's guaranteed to make YOU look good!
About
With a stage name like "Abbit The Average", you know you’re in for side-splitting laughter and fun. Whether he’s performing on stage or doing walk-around entertainment, Jeff Abbit is truly one-of-a-kind. He combines physical and prop comedy with jaw-dropping magic and nothing-dropping juggling. All performed with a wit that's faster than his hands!
Thanks to his highly entertaining, original and unforgettable performances, Jeff is always a top requested favorite at corporations such as Disney, Toyota, Xerox, Hyatt, Johnson & Johnson and DreamWorks. You can also find him at the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood, California or on Facebook (also world famous).
As one of the most versatile performers around, his always clean-and-in-good-taste comedy is ideal for all ages and just about any event you can find on Google.
Along with other accolades in the entertainment industry, Jeff was the first recipient awarded the First Place Trophy for Comedy Magic by the Orange County chapter of the International Brotherhood of Magicians.
In addition to being a full-time professional comedian, magician and juggler, Jeff also does lecturing, acting, comedy writing, consulting and is a contributing writer for several publications and books on comedy.
Jeff Abbit is a member of the International Brotherhood of Magicians, International Jugglers Association and he’s also a proud member of Costco.
Additional booking notes
I carry full liability insurance. I also carry over 150 props.
Upcoming booked events
September 2026
27
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
5:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Brea, CA
October 2026
29
Thursday
Retirement Party
4:00pm - 4:30pm
•
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
30
Friday
Halloween Party
5:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Corona, CA
31
Saturday
Cocktail Party
7:30pm - 9:30pm
•
Fountain Valley, CA
Past booked events
July 2026
19
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
Laguna Beach, CA
18
Saturday
Corporate Event
4:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Sun City, CA
17
Friday
Cocktail Party
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Palm Springs, CA
17
Friday
Children’s Birthday Party
12:30pm - 1:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
June 2026
20
Saturday
Anniversary Party
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Pasadena, CA
May 2026
23
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:30pm - 9:15pm
•
Fountain Valley, CA
13
Wednesday
Corporate Event
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Ladera Ranch, CA
09
Saturday
Bachelorette Party
7:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Indio, CA
03
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
11:00am - 1:00pm
•
Newport Coast, CA
April 2026
23
Thursday
Corporate Event
12:30pm - 1:30pm
•
El Segundo, CA
18
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
4:00pm - 4:30pm
•
Ontario, CA
17
Friday
Campus Event
5:30pm - 7:30pm
•
Santa Ana, CA
March 2026
28
Saturday
Easter Party
5:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Orange, CA
03
Tuesday
Religious Celebration
5:30pm - 7:00pm
•
Long Beach, CA
February 2026
08
Sunday
Teen Birthday Party
1:30pm - 2:30pm
•
Diamond Bar, CA
January 2026
31
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
5:00pm - 6:30pm
•
San Bernardino, CA
24
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Huntington Beach, CA
18
Sunday
Birthday Party
5:30pm - 6:30pm
•
Long Beach, CA
10
Saturday
Birthday Party
7:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Santa Ana, CA
December 2025
31
Wednesday
Dinner Party
7:00pm - 8:30pm
•
La Quinta, CA
20
Saturday
Anniversary Party
2:00pm - 2:30pm
•
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
18
Thursday
Corporate Event
6:30pm - 7:30pm
•
Costa Mesa, CA
15
Monday
Religious Celebration
6:00pm - 6:15pm
•
San Pedro, CA
06
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
6:00pm - 7:00pm
•
Garden Grove, CA
September 2025
06
Saturday
Holiday Party
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
San Diego, CA
August 2025
09
Saturday
Birthday Party
6:30pm - 7:30pm
•
La Habra, CA
July 2025
14
Monday
Corporate Event
12:30pm - 12:45pm
•
Newport Beach, CA
June 2025
27
Friday
School Assembly
10:00am - 11:00am
•
Newport Beach, CA
14
Saturday
Festival
10:00am - 2:00pm
•
Yucca Valley, CA
May 2025
01
Thursday
Corporate Event
5:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Rancho Mirage, CA
April 2025
28
Monday
Personal Occasion
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
Aliso Viejo, CA
March 2025
30
Sunday
Fundraiser
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Lake Arrowhead, CA
29
Saturday
Fundraiser
5:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Temecula, CA
16
Sunday
Teen Birthday Party
5:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
December 2024
13
Friday
Christmas Party
2:30pm - 3:00pm
•
Brea, CA
November 2024
10
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
1:30pm - 2:30pm
•
Laguna Niguel, CA
October 2024
12
Saturday
Bachelor Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
•
Beaumont, CA
September 2024
28
Saturday
Corporate Event
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Fullerton, CA
June 2024
23
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
Cardiff By The Sea, CA
May 2024
24
Friday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 10:00pm
•
Newport Beach, CA
April 2024
09
Tuesday
Retirement Community Event
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
La Quinta, CA
February 2024
25
Sunday
Anniversary Party
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Yorba Linda, CA
January 2024
27
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
4:30pm - 5:30pm
•
Ladera Ranch, CA
November 2023
18
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
1:30pm - 2:30pm
•
Pasadena, CA
October 2023
13
Friday
Festival
4:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Highland, CA
September 2023
16
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
5:00pm - 5:45pm
•
Lake Forest, CA
14
Thursday
Campus Event
2:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
August 2023
31
Thursday
Personal Occasion
12:30pm - 1:15pm
•
Garden Grove, CA
09
Wednesday
Campus Event
9:30am - 10:30am
•
Costa Mesa, CA
April 2023
29
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 9:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
23
Sunday
Festival
3:30pm - 5:30pm
•
Newport Beach, CA
March 2023
19
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Dana Point, CA
18
Saturday
Dinner Party
6:30pm - 7:15pm
•
Chino Hills, CA
11
Saturday
Surprise
5:30pm - 6:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
January 2023
15
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Mission Viejo, CA
04
Wednesday
Christmas Party
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Menifee, CA
December 2022
24
Saturday
House Party
6:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Lake Forest, CA
22
Thursday
Christmas Party
7:00pm - 9:30pm
•
Trabuco Canyon, CA
18
Sunday
Christmas Party
5:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Eastvale, CA
16
Friday
Christmas Party
11:30am - 1:30pm
•
Costa Mesa, CA
11
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
12:30pm - 1:30pm
•
Pomona, CA
10
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
November 2022
23
Wednesday
Children’s Birthday Party
5:30pm - 6:00pm
•
San Diego, CA
September 2022
28
Wednesday
Personal Occasion
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
Moreno Valley, CA
August 2022
19
Friday
Birthday Party
7:00pm - 8:30pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
06
Saturday
Personal Occasion
2:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Laguna Niguel, CA
05
Friday
Birthday Party
6:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Temecula, CA
July 2022
15
Friday
School Assembly
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
Mission Viejo, CA
June 2022
17
Friday
Nonprofit Event
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
Anaheim, CA
15
Wednesday
Retirement Community Event
10:30am - 11:00am
•
Tustin, CA
14
Tuesday
School Assembly
10:30am - 12:00pm
•
Orange, CA
May 2022
06
Friday
Children’s Birthday Party
7:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Irvine, CA
March 2022
26
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
2:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Riverside, CA
12
Saturday
Birthday Party
5:00pm - 6:00pm
•
Temecula, CA
February 2022
27
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
12:00pm - 2:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
January 2022
19
Wednesday
Cocktail Party
3:30pm - 4:30pm
•
Brea, CA
December 2021
24
Friday
Dinner Party
8:30pm - 9:30pm
•
Newport Coast, CA
16
Thursday
Corporate Event
2:30pm - 3:15pm
•
Corona, CA
11
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
2:30pm - 3:15pm
•
Orange, CA
October 2021
24
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
August 2021
07
Saturday
Birthday Party
9:00pm - 10:00pm
•
Riverside, CA
July 2021
17
Saturday
Children’s Birthday Party
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
13
Tuesday
Corporate Event
4:00pm - 7:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
May 2021
22
Saturday
Teen Birthday Party
5:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Riverside, CA
February 2021
13
Saturday
Birthday Party
3:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Cardiff By The Sea, CA
January 2021
24
Sunday
Children’s Birthday Party
12:00pm - 1:00pm
•
Silverado, CA
June 2020
30
Tuesday
Camp Event
2:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
March 2020
10
Tuesday
School Assembly
10:30am - 11:30am
•
Huntington Beach, CA
08
Sunday
Children's Birthday Party
2:00pm - 2:45pm
•
Riverside, CA
February 2020
21
Friday
School Assembly
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Cerritos, CA
December 2019
24
Tuesday
Christmas Party
6:00pm - 7:00pm
•
Highland, CA
19
Thursday
Christmas Party
6:30pm - 7:15pm
•
Aliso Viejo, CA
07
Saturday
Christmas Party
6:00pm - 10:00pm
•
San Diego, CA
October 2019
19
Saturday
Children's Birthday Party
4:00pm - 5:00pm
•
Anaheim, CA
June 2019
06
Thursday
School Assembly
8:30am - 10:30am
•
San Clemente, CA
March 2019
08
Friday
Nonprofit Event
7:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Long Beach, CA
February 2019
26
Tuesday
Corporate Event
8:30pm - 9:30pm
•
Palm Springs, CA
January 2019
19
Saturday
Birthday Party
8:00pm - 9:30pm
•
Palm Springs, CA
12
Saturday
Children's Birthday Party
6:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Redlands, CA
December 2018
13
Thursday
Christmas Party
1:00pm - 2:00pm
•
San Diego, CA
October 2018
21
Sunday
House Party
3:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
May 2018
01
Tuesday
Dinner Party
7:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Indio, CA
April 2018
21
Saturday
Convention/Trade Show
7:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Hemet, CA
February 2018
25
Sunday
School Assembly
4:00pm - 5:00pm
•
Anaheim, CA
14
Wednesday
Birthday Party
11:30am - 12:30pm
•
Palm Springs, CA
January 2018
26
Friday
School Assembly
6:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Trabuco Canyon, CA
December 2017
31
Sunday
New Year's Party
8:00pm - 11:00pm
•
Laguna Hills, CA
30
Saturday
Cultural Event
5:30pm - 6:15pm
•
Yucaipa, CA
15
Friday
Corporate Event
1:00pm - 1:30pm
•
Laguna Beach, CA
September 2017
22
Friday
Nonprofit Event
3:00pm - 7:30pm
•
Corona, CA
June 2017
03
Saturday
Birthday (Adult)
6:30pm - 7:00pm
•
Long Beach, CA
03
Saturday
Corporate Event
12:00pm - 12:45pm
•
Menifee, CA
02
Friday
Wedding Cocktail Hour
6:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Temecula, CA
April 2017
25
Tuesday
Holiday Party (Other)
2:00pm - 3:00pm
•
San Diego, CA
15
Saturday
Prom/After Prom
7:00pm - 11:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
05
Wednesday
Corporate Event
11:00am - 1:00pm
•
Palm Desert, CA
March 2017
12
Sunday
Religious Celebration
10:30am - 11:00am
•
Irvine, CA
January 2017
21
Saturday
Fundraiser
5:30pm - 8:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
December 2016
30
Friday
Holiday Party (New Year)
2:30pm - 3:30pm
•
Carlsbad, CA
November 2016
12
Saturday
Birthday (Child)
10:30am - 11:30am
•
Los Angeles, CA
October 2016
30
Sunday
Birthday (Child)
4:30pm - 5:15pm
•
Lake Forest, CA
September 2016
27
Tuesday
Holiday Party (Other)
6:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Diamond Bar, CA
18
Sunday
Corporate Event
11:00am - 2:00pm
•
Los Angeles, CA
July 2016
16
Saturday
Nonprofit Event
7:00pm - 7:15pm
•
Carlsbad, CA
May 2016
05
Thursday
School Assembly
5:30pm - 6:15pm
•
Victorville, CA
April 2016
28
Thursday
Corporate Event
11:00am - 12:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
23
Saturday
Birthday (Child)
12:30pm - 1:30pm
•
Arcadia, CA
10
Sunday
Birthday (Adult)
6:00pm - 8:00pm
•
Walnut, CA
March 2016
18
Friday
Dinner Party
5:30pm - 7:30pm
•
Menifee, CA
12
Saturday
Birthday (Child)
3:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Huntington Beach, CA
February 2016
28
Sunday
School Assembly
4:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Costa Mesa, CA
20
Saturday
Nonprofit Event
5:00pm - 8:30pm
•
Costa Mesa, CA
December 2015
06
Sunday
Christmas Party
5:00pm - 9:00pm
•
Orange, CA
October 2015
31
Saturday
House Party
8:00pm - 12:00am (Sun)
•
Marina Del Rey, CA
September 2015
05
Saturday
Birthday (Child)
11:00am - 1:00pm
•
Beverly Hills, CA
July 2015
18
Saturday
Birthday (Teen)
9:00pm - 10:00pm
•
Hacienda Heights, CA
June 2015
27
Saturday
Reunion
6:00pm - 10:00pm
•
Aliso Viejo, CA
May 2015
09
Saturday
Birthday (Adult)
6:00pm - 9:00pm
•
Ladera Ranch, CA
April 2015
17
Friday
Corporate Event
6:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Irvine, CA
10
Friday
Corporate Event
6:00pm - 9:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
March 2015
21
Saturday
Birthday Party
1:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Anaheim, CA
01
Sunday
Private Party
3:00pm - 7:00pm
•
San Clemente, CA
February 2015
27
Friday
Awards Night
5:30pm - 8:30pm
•
Anaheim, CA
21
Saturday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Capistrano Beach, CA
January 2015
10
Saturday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 4:00pm
•
Irvine, CA
October 2014
25
Saturday
Birthday Party
11:00am - 2:00pm
•
Trabuco Canyon, CA
December 2013
14
Saturday
Birthday Party
12:00pm - 3:30pm
•
Garden Grove, CA
10
Tuesday
Christmas Party
5:00pm - 6:30pm
•
Laguna Beach, CA
Influences and inspiration
Every variety act you can imagine.
Comedians. Physical Comedians. Prop Comics. Magicians. Jugglers. Street Performers.